sick blog

people who use guns are pussies. i just throw bullets really fast

me: [listens to own playlist] me: fucking masterpiece

‪cool guy syndrome (self dx)‬

one time i went to see my grandma in the hospital when she was just waking up from surgery and the first thing she said (really feebly) was “neil… what does… your shirt say” and i had to say “skate and destroy” in front of the nurse and my whole family

preferred pronouns: ho / your majesty

Which boy wants to give me attention. its a new week I am ready

spank raw the ass of god

just a heads up if i ever act dumb i’m joking. i’m 100% smart and know literally everything

some kid just skateboarded down my street crying

im a flirting machine with no off button

hubris will be your downfall

kind of sexy of you to say that

Mentally ill? Nah I’m mentally SICK my brain does cool kick flips while wearing shades and I cry a lot