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vinelarkâs fic bbts & vinelark's fic - love this fic and use this tag to have an easier time finding ferâs tumblr snippets for it; contains anything from cut lines/scenes to what-if scenarios. If you like timkon, I cannot recommend Buy Back the Secrets (ao3 link) enough
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Yeah, the Codywan angst that could be made from the Rako Hardeen case has a lot of potential, but have you considered Cody hearing that his general, THE Obi-Wan Kenobi, who survives rains of blaster shots on a daily basis.... was killed...by ONE single bullet from a nobody bounty hunter?! The audacity to think he'll believe that shit. That bitch ain't dead, he's just being his usual dramatic self. They even held funeral?! Lmao I bet the general himself was there. Wait wait wait, let me guess, the general is disguised as Hardeen right now. I bet all my none existent credits that that ain't Hardeen but rather his stupid dramatic self sacrificing idiot general pretending to be a bad guy. I give him two days before he gives in and does something nice towards a criminal, or worse, flirts with one. Don't make me laugh, that plan ain't working. I bet not even general Skywalker fell for that lol ...wait, he actually believed it? I know he's an idiot but he can't be that stupid, right? Right??? Rex, tell me he knows. Oh fuck, he really is stupid and is now going to kill Kenobi-Hardeen. Not my problem. Bitch had it coming for even thinking I'd fall for that one. No, Rex, I'm not doing shit. I'm on leave. Let him suffer.
I see your âRocky swears like a sailor but only in pitches humans canât hear/refuses to teach Grace what those words meanâ and raise you âRocky swears like a sailor and now has to explain to Grace that âbad bad badâ isnât actually a sequence you play on your Eridian speech piano in polite company.â
Grace is both horrified and amused to realise that a more accurate translation for what Rockyâs been saying is âshit shit shitâ.
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Rereading all systems red and the first 2 chapters are strong contenders of funniest intro to a book series. Jumping straight to action, and mb is giving us absolutely no info about anything. Who are those people? Some weird hippies it's not important. Why are they here? Mb does not give a shit. What is this planet? Fuck if it knows. Here is a small paragraph that fucking states everyone's relationship status like a wiki article that we are never gonna get back to. Ugh there are hostiles that keep us away from our media #our media.
because iâm thinking about timâs fake uncle again and because iâm also thinking about ghostbat: au (loosely inspired by this) set during timâs early robin era where tim does a version of the Fake Uncle thing, which coincides with minhkhoa khan sneaking into town to spy on bruce.
the thing is, khoa has been off the grid for a while and just learned about jason--both that bruce got another kid, and that said kid had a fatal run-in with the joker. bruce had told khoa to stay out of gotham years ago, but khoa isnât about to let that stop him once he catches up on the news and pieces together bruceâs grief spiral that only recent calmed down with the appearance of a new robin. a new robin who is, conveniently, posting a veiled job offer for an? uncle?? on the internet, and doing it entirely on his own.
so khoa fashions himself a fake struggling-but-not-too-struggling actor identity and lands himself the position of tim drake's uncle. itâs a perfect way to peek at bruceâs life while flying under the radar, because this tim kid is very eager to keep his fake uncle as separate from bruce as possible. khoa expects to be in and out of this job in a month, maybe two, as soon as heâs sure bruce is stable and not going to crumble because bruce cares so much and khoa knows itâll be his undoing one day andâanyway. itâs a temporary gig. the kidâll have to come up with a cover story when khoa inevitably disappears, but thatâs not khoaâs problem. and tim probably shouldnât be making up fake relatives anyway, so khoa will be teaching him a valuable lesson. (the lesson: always make sure you have collateral on someone before trusting them. youâre welcome for the parenting help, bruce!)
except. itâs not so easy to leave.
after just two weeks khoa starts realizing that:
tim is bonkers
like, off the wall bonkers
and brilliant
bad combo, khoa knows from experience
tim desperately cares about bruce and dick and alfred
but does not see himself as part of the family (hence the fake uncle thing)
khoa also realizes that tim keeps secretly patching himself up at home (because heâs downplaying any injuries after patrols) and eventually khoa is like. âokay. i donât care what happened*, but you do have to stitch that up properly. my fake self canât be in trouble for child endangerment.â and he patches up a surprised and wary tim. this becomes a routine.
*(khoa knows what happened, he was stalking batman on patrol that night. like most nights.)
ANYWAY. basically what iâm saying is: identity shenanigans where bruceâs ex is lurking around gotham pretending to be timâs uncle and tim doesnât know about the ex thing and bruce doesnât know about the uncle being fake thing and everyone is keeping secrets from each other. and khoa goes from âthis is a convenient way to spy on bruceâ to âif anything happens to this unhinged baby robin i will kill everyone in this room and then myselfâ and ends up co-parenting tim without bruce realizing.
also in between having concerning realizations about timâs self-preservation skills and spying on bruce, khoa finds time to have fun with it. like imagine a parent-teacher conference at timâs school. the school calls bruce to schedule because his contact info is still on file from when tim was staying with him. but obviously khoa catches wind of this and decides to also turn up, in full uncle disguise, and spends the whole time fucking with bruce and having a blast.
like bruce was kind of checked out last year when the conferences happened and now heâs starting to claw out of his grief enough to be present and engaged. especially now that tim is staying with his âuncleâ bruce is like wait. wait. and is trying to make more of an effort, so he shows up to the conference. and then at the conference khoa is just lounging in his chair like, âtim fell asleep in class? good for him, iâve been telling him to get more sleepâ and bruce is trying to be Even Better Dad to compensate while his eye is just constantly twitching.
[parent-teacher conference shenanigans with contributions from @kerosceene, @90kon, & @mammutblog:]
teacher: i won't sugar coat it, tim is very nearly failing literature
khoa: ah. a ridiculous subject anyway.
teacher: i notice tim is very... isolated. he doesn't seem to engage much with his peers, even when they try to initiate conversations with him
khoa: well children are idiots, i don't blame him
teacher: tim got in a fightâ
khoa: did he win?
khoa: oh timâs getting an A in science? we should celebrate. iâll take him to get ice cream for dinner. we usually do that anyway but this time he can have extra sprinkles
bruce: thatâs notâ [deep breath] in my experience tim has trouble remembering to eat a balanced diet when left to his own devices, which is important to his growth at this age.
khoa: yeah of course. thatâs why sometimes we get frozen yogurt instead
bruce: tim is lactose intolerant
khoa: [pulls out a packet of lactaid] i know
anyway!! after a bunch of shenanigans and awkward actually-taking-care-of-tim moments, something big happens where bruce and tim are in deep trouble and khoa breaks cover to burst in and rescue both batman & robin and all secrets come out. tim is shocked that he didnât figure out who khoa was (in timâs defense, heâs had a Lot going on) and bruce is soooo mad he didnât see through the disguise, but also bruce is. grateful. that khoa has been there for tim, especially when khoa finally gets to do a full âget your head out of your assâ rant about the various ways tim has been pretending to be way more okay than he is.
khoa: if youâre going to CARE about people so much the least you can do is! pay attention to them!! this kid is your problem, act like it!
bruce: sounds like he might be Our problem now
khoa: only because i donât trust you to get the job done đ¤
(ALSO because khoa is literally there to lurk and observe he notices the league slipping into gotham and they end up rescuing a resurrected jason early.)
anyway i just think the concept of khoa being timâs deus ex machina adult is so fun. like tim is on some international mission with young justice and it seems like all hope is lost and then freaking ghost-maker swans in and takes out all the enemies and gives tim a whole rant about How Is Bruce Letting You Run Around Like This, Does He Know What Youâre Getting Up To In Your Spare Time, Where Even Is He. the vibe is ghost-maker dropping a (carefully patched up) robin on wayne manor doorstep with a sticky note on timâs forehead reading TAKE BETTER CARE OF YOUR THINGS.
(bonus au of this au from aubrey where bruce DOES see through khoaâs disguise:
Tim: Bruce, this is my uncle--
Bruce: ANTON?!
Khoa: đ
Tim: oh my god DID YOU FUCK MY FAKE UNCLE, BRUCE?)
also please look at this khoa and tim art again for the vibes
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if one of the knights (other than lancelot) had to find out about merlinâs magic Iâd obviously pick gwaine HOWEVER a hilarious choice would be percival or elyan. because, and i say this with love, theyâre not usually involved in any drama or Situation(tm) so you would just see them Stressed the Fuck Out in the background
like elyan sees merlin use magic in a bandit attack and the rest of the episode keeps cutting to him fighting back a panic attack, breathing into the medieval equivalent of a paper bag