ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE!

You’re the best.

I know.

I think that you should…get me a cupcake.

I can do that.

So me being in danger is fun.

Well, no, I mean...

So basically you want me to accidentally pick up poisonous things?

No, I'm just saying more danger is more fun!

History of Magic is too boring to sit through, period…. Almost as boring as Care of Magical Creatures, I dare say.

Oi. ...Actually, you should try Care of Magical Creatures while drunk. Adds a whole layer of excitement when you're too drunk to remember if what you're about to pick up with your bare hands is poisonous.

My, how the tables have turned.

I know. I have to say I was the drunk in a couple of those games, though. History of Magic after you've taken your NEWTs is just too painful to experience sober.

…Amycus?

A couple of times, yeah... Lot of lions, though.

Spoiler alert: it is always Bellatrix.

Actually, it hasn't been her the past few times. Surprising, I know.

Definitely. I was beginning to worry, the silence was becoming quite alarming. I don’t, actually! But, I’m sure someone’ll be throwing a graduation party, or something. Do you have any plans, Amos?

Silence occasionally interrupted by anxious sobbing, you mean. S'been that way for weeks in the Puff dorms.

I think the fifth year girls are having a party in their dorm.

I think the same is happening here. It is sort of a nice change. Don't suppose you have any sort of celebrations planned for the end of term?

Someone make me laugh