Just Mediocre Enough

huge ad pops up in your browser that says CLICK HERE TO GET DRAFTED and there's three different x's

if you could only get an erection once in your life, what would you get an erection for

watching ted cruz get ripped apart by bears

Like the animal or the gays?

are you actually a veteran

Not a veteran, active service atm. Not THAT old but I feel it

thats great dude thanks for your service. your wife also felt it last night and i cooked her breakfast the next morning

Thank you all for coming. I will be closing my blog.

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WikiHow said fuck blue lives

She took the bong in the divorce 😔

living deliriously

Are you still in the sinkhole?

yes i am still in the sinkhole

every time a new Star War movie or show is announced all the fans are like “OMG Glup Shitto is back 😭😭😭”