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was it a fever dream of mine or was there not photos circulating of you making a music video with ballerinas in it? because as a professional ballerina, i was so hyped about it and then ... nothing. where'd it go? are we still getting it? don't tell me it's out and i missed out.

buying a stanley cup? lame. buying the jennie capybara stanley cup? not lame. that price tag made me gasp a little but didn't stop me from ordering it the other night. though i am a little curious — what's with the capybara? are they your favorite animal?

how's your summer going so far? are you playing lots of football games or is this the off season? don't even know if i'm using that word correctly since i don't know anything about sports. super uncultured when it comes to them, sadly.

your imdb page mentions something about you being rumored to star in the 'untitled transformers/GI joe crossover' and i don't know why but i'm shocked that this is even a thing. now i'm thinking about all the crossovers i would want to see and the number one thing coming to mind is one giant killer themed movie. like ... freddy vs jason vs michael vs chucky vs whoever the fuck else wants to get in on the action. what would be your dream crossover?

do you know what i was thinking about the other morning? stuck in the middle. it's kind of crazy that it had both you and ariana greenblatt on it, two of the biggest actresses of recent years. do you still keep in touch with her or has time kind of got the better of you? asking purely because i'm nosy as hell.

just learned there's going to be a five nights at freddy's 3 and i'm floored. have i seen the second one? no. do i know any of the lore? no. still, i need those characters to stop returning to that pizzeria because it's stressing me out. when do you guys start filming?

look, i know he was your co-star and all, but sean penn just really fucking sucks as a person. personally think having to work with him and be in the same space as him was enough torture that they should've given you the golden globe for that alone. that said, you were amazing in one battle after another and i'm never getting over how good you looked in it. now, what other projects of yours should i be checking out?

i have a confession to make: for the longest time, i thought you were the girl in the one night only trailer. thought maybe you had done a little work to your face or something and never questioned it. until i had seen the trailer for the millionth time and decided to look up the cast. surprise! it's not you. it's actually someone named monica. egg on my face, i'm a fool. has anyone ever compared you to her before or am i the first?

are private wrestling sessions a thing? like, could i hire you for an hour to teach me how to body slam someone? asking for totally non-violent reasons. just kidding, i'm asking for violent reasons. my sister keeps jacking my clothes while she visits and i need to kick some ass.

i just want you to know that leviticus is the best movie i've seen all fucking year long. the fact that it's not just a mindless horror movie, but instead one about the horrors of homophobia is so fucking mind-blowing. i've been recommending it to everyone i meet, mostly through tears because i cannot stop thinking about how good it is. and you? you're my new favorite actor, which means i need all the stacy updates asap. what's next on the agenda for you?

after watching venus, i've decided that the world needs you in more horror films. not even as just the villain, even though you fucking slay in such a role, but as the final girl. you're gorgeous, talented, and it makes me sweat when you're all covered in blood. obsessed. think you'd ever dip your toes in the genre again?

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