chameleon girl

Maybe they’ll learn one day and evolve.

That’s terrifying.

Being an adult is way too hard.

Right? I refuse to be called an adult. Not yet.

“Sorry, I get a little heated over yogurt sometimes.”

And here I was, thinking you were trying to defend my honor.

You should live it out!

I would probably get sick.

And their ‘mom’ shorts and minivans.

You would think that such a judgmental group of people would have better fashion sense.

Nothing is fun with a screaming toddler, let me tell you.

Well, if you start screaming, maybe he or she will stop.

“Yogurt? Wow, what a bitch. I hope she choked on it.”

O-Oh...That seems a bit extreme.

And those damn soccer moms.

With their spikey hair! I always feel like if I touch I’ll get hurt.

It’s not so fun.

Maybe you just have to find your inner kid...Grocery stores look like adventures from that height.

Life of a grad student.

I ‘dunno, I take whatever looks good. I’ve had Oreo cookies for dinner before, Adelaide. I can cook up a mean dinner when I want to, but sometimes I’m not always well put together.

You had Oreos for dinner? That sounds like a dream I had when I was six!

Well, you are two blocks from the coffeehouse, so it won’t be hell for long.

Two blocks? What are we doing standing here? C’mon!

I mean-is great value equal to name brand? I’ll never know.

Oh, it absolutely is. I mean, patents expire.

“Buying food shouldn’t be stressful, I mean, unless you’re on a budget or diet. If that’s the case then my apologies to you..”

Neither. I can just never choose what I want, it’s always crowded...An old lady once conned me out of my favorite yogurt...

Maybe you should go on a weekday in the morning? 

I have lecture then. Usually I try to go between classes, but today I was not fast enough.

That’s why I just go out for food. 

Oh, but I like cooking too much to let someone else do it for me all the time!

Try shopping with a three and a half year old who refused to nap.

I can’t even imagine...Though, sometimes I feel like a three and a half year old who refused to nap.