A Dead Girl's Guide

Jimison concert pic.  Undead Jimi Hendrix and Jim Morrison rocking it out together for eternity.  This is the only picture that came out clearly.  Or as clear as you can get when you're taking pictures of Spectres.

You have no idea how much I love this song.  It was actually playing on the radio when I died.  Unfortunately some shit ironically called When I Grow Up was playing when I returned to life.  Not the best song to be reanimated to, trust me.  I flew into a rage and almost killed the morgue technician.  Poor guy, he was already terrified enough.

First thing to do is accept that life sucked.  I'm so over all these Undead chicks complaining about how awesome life was.  Um, no it wasn't.  Periods, cramps, acne, GROWING OLD!  How soon we forget how annoying all that shit was.  If you're like me and was struck down in your prime, then be glad!  You get to be the best you forever!  What's to complain about?  Embrace the afterlife baby, because it's all uphill from here.

Poppy