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woody is a prince! his dad is a king!

his dad is evil and awful and hurts woody for. checks notes. Being Young And Afraid. which makes him even more afraid. nice going

his dad gets fed up with his child acting like a child and forcefully crowns woody king because how will woody learn the way of the world unless he is forced into it haha am i right

woody is an absolute wreck and his dad hurts him worse because he's bad at ruling a kingdom (he was never taught how.)

random jester shows up and his name is blocky and woody kind of likes him

blocky and woody hang out alone at some point and talk about how much they hate this place

blocky tells woody that he kinda just got kidnapped and forced to be the jester and he wants to go home

they make out

at some point woody's dad hears about this and throws blocky in the dungeon and plans to gouge his eyes out because he has been looking upon royalty in a disgusting manner. or something

woody orders the guards to arrest his dad instead because woody's the king now

his dad goes No. that crown means nothing i am your father and nothing you do will diminish my power over you.

woody freaks out and falls on the ground

his dad attacks him because a king can NEVER be seen on his knees

or something

somehow it all works out in the end

eraser: i throw grenades at whoever's in my line of sight because i don't really care enough to come up with any sort of strategy

blocky: i drag people away so we're alone and then i cut em up nice and slow till i get bored and slit their throat

snowball: i beat weaklings to death in hand to hand combat

woody: i swing my axe wildly out of panic and escape danger soaked in blood

puffball: i rip people's throats out with my teeth

balloony: i shoot people with guns

needle: i cut people into little tiny pieces with huge blades that are sharper than even golf ball could imagine

golf ball: wait really

needle: yeah do you want a demonstration

of course!

are you happy?

never better!

are you happy?

i'm so happy i could cry!

are you happy?

"Oh, I'm not your 'sweetheart' anymore, babe~ not since you ran off with smarty-pants here."

"I will have you know that the 'smarty-pants' you've bound and gagged is MY partner!"

"Of course. I'm here for the crime of being a girl who hit back after being tortured rather than stay quiet and take it."

"I don't appreciate that attitude."

"You didn't lock HIM up. You wouldn't have done anything. Of course I'd take matters into my own hands."

"He wasn't our concern."

foldy takes information and yellow face takes souls why do we even need money

"nickel why are you in my lab." "oh no reason just overheard some stuff you wanted to do to a friend of mine?"

weather duo

nickel somehow gets. WIND. haha. of what tennis ball's up to now that pen's no longer being held hostage

nickel goes through tennis ball's stuff in true nickel fashion and finds out he is, in fact, gonna go for woody

tennis ball gets mad and goes "well you made part of the plan easier" and erases part of nickel's memory

he does the same thing to balloony shortly after it's just that balloony wasn't snooping in his lab so he had to go find him

he does a really shoddy job because he's at the end of his rope by now

he also takes their powers. ha

they wake up really confused and stuff

they kinda just do whatever seems correct at the time because they're missing a lot of memory

nickel also has this feeling that there's something extremely important he was supposed to do but forgot

someone. bomby maybe. brings up how tennis ball's been really pissy and tired lately

nickel gets confused about who tennis ball is for a minute and then has a major freakout and tells balloony they NEED to find woody