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ibuprofen should grow on bushes like wild berries

nobody talks about the male swaglessness epidemic

astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.

Every single apartment on earth should have a balcony

i think it's awesome that there's weed for cats and we just give it to them

finding out Anakin was 23 years old when he became Vader was so crazy to me. he should've been at the club

what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now

ahh shit i did it again i smoked weed and got high by accident . i smoked the weed on purpose but getting high was a mistake

i love you blue curtains i love you environmental significance i love you thematic imagery i love you rich subtext i love you the world around the characters being shaped by how they feel

Hello I am the tiny penis doctor. You might notice that the placard on my desk says big penis doctor, that is because the hospital calls me the big penis doctor so if you have a tiny penis you do not have to ask for the tiny penis doctor, you simply ask for the big penis doctor and that way nobody knows you have a tiny penis. I am sorry my friend I have left the intercom on so now the entire hospital knows you have a tiny penis, I am so sorry