My Memoir

THANK YOU

The story of Balto is interesting. He led a team of sled dogs across the Alaskan wilderness in the dead of winter with diphtheria antitoxins to stop an outbreak in Nenana Alaska. Diphtheria is a deadly infectious disease that could wipe out a third of a town’s population. It is mostly unknown to the public today because of vaccines. Balto’s body is preserved in the Cleveland Museum of Natural History.

He’s a big hero of mine!

Togo yes but also just all the dogs. All of them were very good dogs. 

“I can’t fucking do this” - I mutter for the twentieth time as I continue to fucking do it

why do they always show cranberries in thos big pits n its implied its wet and possibly swimmable. do cranberries really grow like that. wh

You’ve never heard of The Bog?

thank u. i hate it a little less but the horrible little man in my head is still screaming “BOG BODY BOG BODY BOG BODY”, but i appreciate the education,

not that kinda bog. less peat, for one thing, and 300% fewer mummified Celts.

Ocean Spray Cranberry Juice: Now with 300% fewer mummified Celts!

speak for your own goddamn cranberries. new hampshire may not have any commercial cranberry bogs left, but at least our wild cranberry bogs contain 100% NATURAL MUMMIFIED CELTS, THE WAY GOD AND/OR THE MORRIGAN INTENDED.

Bog Mummies: Now in Cranberry Flavor!

EVERY TIME I SEE THIS POST IM WEAK

Jesus Christ this is gloriously amazing