i laughed and you screamed

She’d question it and think you were weird, but wouldn’t mind it.

I wouldn't run around naked in front of your girl, that's just not cool, you know? 

It doesn’t annoy you? Unless you’re part of an annoying couple.

I don't date. But I couldn't care less about couples, I look right through them.

I’m shirtless most the time.

I don't mind. But I'm sure your girlfriend would mind if I'd run around naked.

All this talk of love and relationships is making me want to kill you all.

What a positive attitude.

Girlfriend, you’ll know her soon enough.

Girlfriend, good to know. Or I would've run around naked all the time.

I could too, though! I just want to dance and do dance type things that I actually enjoy doing.

I see no purpose in wasting my time with singing for a play I don't give a fuck about.

Trust me dude, I will. I’ll have Livi around a lot, so.

Who's Livi? Do I know her? Can't remember. Oops. I don't remember much, ever.

Right? The actors should be doing the damn play. Not us. The singers and dancers could be doing some kind of kick ass concerts instead. 

Exactly. I mean, they are here for doing that shit. I'm here for my own shit, so what the fuck? It's their fucking job, not ours. I could waste my days so much better. 

This won’t be too bad, after all.

Thanks, I can actually be okay. Just leave me alone when I start acting like a little bitch.

Sounds like a plan. I take it if we’re in the same group and you also hate plays you’re a singer, then? Sorry we got stuck with such a horrible assignment.

I don't understand why the world hates us, really. I mean, we are singers and dancers, why are we supposed to do that thing? It fucking annoys me to be honest. And I never get annoyed.

Good. ‘cause I’m gonna need a hell of a lot with this assignment.

I've got some stored. So yeah, I'm lame and all but if you ever need a drink, just help yourself.

Yeah. Drink? Now you’re talking my language.

I'm quite good with those.

I’ve never been big on plays. Is it too late to change my major from dance to anything else?

You can switch majors with me together, I can't stand plays to be quite honest. Let's do painting or something.

Fine with me, bro.

So, I'm rooming with you now? Sweet. Maybe. Don't you worry, I don't talk much, I drink a lot though.

If you’re depressed when we’re rooming together, I will throw you out.

I don't care. I'm used to sleep on floors or in halls or bars, I will find a way.

Woah, dude, you like a one-man band or something?

More like a depressed loner that doesn't know what else to do.

Fuck no.

I'm a singer, guitar player, piano player, bassist and drummer.