Text || Open Starter
Text: Yes! We can play spin the bottle.
Text: Sure, let’s play.
Text: Actually, jokes on you. I don’t have any bottles. Bring McDonald’s. I just want a lot of their hash browns and chicken nuggets.
Text: Sounds delicious. Alright I’ll bring it.
Text: Awesome!
Text: But also if you're not here in fifteen minutes I'm feeding you to a giant squirrel who lives in my backyard.










