To The Stars, My Love

grizzled mercenaries are always being like "I'm sick and tired of being a pawn in someone elses game" like their job isn't literally rent-a-pawn

"I hate being a pawn in someone elses game" yeah sure thing grandpa, I'll give you $50 if you move to D4

That is just the mercenary equivalent of feeling "if I have to send one more email I am going to explode" while doing the email job you knowingly consented to doing and probably worked hard to get; it is probably the most relatable thing they could portray!

"you couldnt make seinfeld today" you couldve made seinfeld in 45 B.C.

"i've got no qualms about it" meanwhile i'm over here making qualm chowder

I love you, vintage gay Pikachu. You’ll find the boy for you, I promise.

happy fourth of july to the philippines ONLY

happy june 12 to you

it is important to note that the last entry was said to bsky's main dev, who had, in fact, put his phone in a swimming pool to cool it off.

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

same but it's black people

That's right

where is transgender flag "I'M TOO FAT FOR THIS HEAT"

it's that time of the year again folks