Fuck I have tomorrow tomorrow

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

the most Child Emperor urge i have is to shout "BOOORRIINGGG!!!" when i have to witness something i dont like for too long

For the sake of your mental health, let yourself be unreachable sometimes.

In this office we do causal Fridays! We interrogate the effects our actions have on the world around us and how we in turn are shaped by which we cannot control. Yeah you can wear jeans

they just announced all women should eat 4 meals a day and at least 2 nice snacks. they made it the general consensus

if tumblr was an online game i’d run my character up to your character and spam the jump button and do backflips and frontflips over your character’s head to show you i’m excited to see you on the dash

let it be known that i touch grass frequently and I’m still like this.

i noticed my horrible patterns! i think the process stops there

the issue with growing up in the 2000s and 2010s was like there was this really big push toward "accepting your weirdness" overall but they meant like idk wearing mismatched socks or something not being tangibly beyond the norm in any way shape or form