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Welcome to my blog I’m filled with sadness and I yearn to be kissed on the neck

men really be like “well this woman has studied this subject her whole life, and i am a man, so we have equal knowledge on this”

it’s ok you could have just said “i hate men”

okay, i hate men

fully sober in the club googling iliad full text

Trashed off my ass in the library with a hardback copy of the iliad

hey don't cry. on december 3, 1926, agatha christie went missing for eleven days and because the uk police didn't know what to do they recruited sir arthur conan doyle, creator of master detective sherlock holmes, but all he did was conduct a séance to try and contact her distressed spirit

I did a loud snort so I found a source

not only was she found alive and well after eleven days (staying under a false name at a hotel & spa almost 200 miles from where she vanished), she also never publicly explained her disappearance, claiming amnesia

me today

my dad is very intensely involved a battle with his city’s public administration over a playground they have tried to forcibly remove like five times in the past 20 years and DID remove once in like 2005 but then had to rebuild because my dad was such a pain in their asses and came through with undeniable receipts of the zoning plan from the 60s/the historic/cultural value of the urban planning…. like there’s a woman in the city office who is his arch nemesis. he is literally the daredevil of urban planning

everyone in the tags needs to stop saying they want to fuck my dad.

Save a horse, give me $5 to turn off my horse obliterating machine.