A-Cup Menace

Dogs returning, yet refusing to let go of the ball when playing fetch is the dog equivalent of a human pretending to throw the ball, but really holding onto it.

Fun Fact: she’s 27

i like to pretend i’m emotionless but i have at least 200 mood swings a day

my life is basically just a constant cycle of finally getting past the thing i was stressing about and then immediately finding something else to stress me out even if it isn’t happening for another 4 months

My gf is Santa Claus

explain

doesn’t exist

i don’t appreciate the fact that voluptuous bodies are praised only if there’s skinny arms, a flat stomach and a chiselled face but you want thick thighs, a big bum and breasts. but you also don’t want stretch marks, cellulite, scars. …….like how do you think bodies work

I’m the fan