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What’s the sexiest thing in the world?
Me. Obviously.

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Wilde Card: who tops? You or Suzy?
Who tops what? The blog traffic charts? Me. The list of people without nipples most likely to give you rabies? Cindy Cilantro.
If you’d like to participate, simply reblog this post. And please remember to send asks and not just answer them! If, say, 10 people reblog it, each of them should have received at least 10 asks by the end of the week. It’s easy enough to open it on the main blog and just go through the reblog list!
Meme Monday: (there’s no such thing as) Too Much Information
WARNING: most of these questions are NSFW. ALSO WARNING: if you decide to reblog this, your character will have to answer the question. Whether they lie or not is up to you, but no ‘I refuse to answer that’ or ‘I’d rather keep it to myself’ answers will be allowed!
Remember OOC explanations are always welcomed!
Have you ever watched someone masturbate? Have you ever let someone watch you?
When did you have your last orgasm? Who gave it to you?
Do you have any impossible kinks/fantasies? What are they?
How much do you value sexual intimacy?
What’s the furthest you’ve gone sexually while in a public place? Did you get caught?
Shower sex or bath sex?
Do you watch porn? If so, what kind is your favorite? If not, do you use any other type of adult media to get in the mood?
If you’re at all into BDSM, do you lean more Dominant, or submissive? If not, do you usually top, or bottom?
What are your thoughts on hickeys? Do you prefer giving them or receiving them?
What’s your favorite spot to kiss on someone’s body? What’s your favorite spot to have kissed?
Have you ever had sex with someone significantly older than you? And significantly younger? Which do you prefer?
Think back to the last time you masturbated. What/who where you thinking about?
Do you like to be kissed during sex?
What little things tend to turn you on even if they’re not necessarily sexual in nature?
Are you a tits or ass person? None of the above?
On average, how often do you have sex?
Do you like being naked?
Is there a sexual act you would never engage in?
What was the best and the worst thing about your first time?
If you could sleep with any of the ACup regulars with no consequences, who would you sleep with and why?
Are you naturally monogamous or do you struggle to be with only one person? Have you ever been in a non-monogamous relationship? Would you be in one?
What are your thoughts on PDA?
What color/type of underwear are you wearing?
What three spots on your body can someone touch to turn you on or tease you?
How can someone tell if you’re turned on without asking?
What’s your sexual and romantic orientation? Has it changed over the years?
What’s the sexiest thing in the world?
Are you part of the mile high club? Would you ever join?
Do you like sex toys? What’s your favorite?
What do you think are your strongest and weakest points as a sexual partner?
Have you ever faked an orgasm? If so, would you do it again? If not, would you ever?
What’s your favorite sex act?
The universe has granted you a night of sex with no consequences. Would you rather share it with your first sexual partner, or your last?
Would you rather have love without sex, or sex without love?
Would you ever incorporate food into sex? Is there a type of food you wouldn’t recommend?
What’s your favorite way to initiate sex? How about your favorite thing to do right after?
Do you usually have sex before dating, on the first date, or some time later?
Out of all your past sexual partners, which one would you most like to sleep with again right now?
If you could ‘reclaim’ your virginity from your first partner, would you?
Is there a body part you find a major turn-off? And a major turn-on?
Are you vocal during sex? Do you tend to be loud or quiet?
How do you feel about sexting? What about sexy/suggestive pics?
Think back to the last time you had sex. Who was it with? When and how was it?
Have you ever consumed any kind of adult services/entertainment? Have you ever provided them?
Wildcard! Ask your own question.
⛵ with peppers. 100%. you two seem like a match made in internet cesspools. but also 🔥
See you say that shit and I think you must for sure be up there with like snails and sea cucumbers and probably foreskins in the evolutionary chain, but then you think I’m hot so clearly there’s a spark of intelligence somewhere in there. You’re an enigma, Reginald. This is like when the monkey in the sad Planet of the Apes movie learned to speak.
@suzysgossip
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Right? I dk how you lesbians keep your hands to yourselves around me. I’m a hot piece of ass.

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My dream revenge porn scenario would go down bw you and jbi ofc.
Ew. Now I have to go douse myself in a shower of Holy Water. @acupgossip
Showering is a big step for you. You sure you don’t wanna start small and just brush your hair first? Hygiene must be so foreign for a half lizard.
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You’re not alone. Many women want in on this. It’s a blessing but also a curse when it happens in the middle of a melon patch.
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I mean vaginal dryness issues and too much of a chickenshit to say it off anon? Bitch, what a catch.
@awildecard replied to your post “I heard Kitty and Marley were getting quite cozy.”
fuck. you.
I mean I’ve always known I was meant to be a part of something bigger than myself, but I don’t think the hudrosjitty lesbian centipede is it. Try Molly Mustard tho, her standards are as non-existant as her nips.
@suzysgossip @awildecard
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Meme Monday: Secret Confessions Greatest Hits With A Twist
You can choose to confess something to the person you’re sending to, or confess about someone else. For example, someone may tell Jan they’re secretly in love with Marcia, hoping Jan will give them a little help in the wooing department! Simply substitute the ‘you’ for whatever name you want! Send one or more symbols (anonymously or not!) to confess…
🏁 You make my heart race.
😍 I think you’re beautiful
😘 I want to kiss you
🙄 I think you’re annoying
🤐 I’ve had unspeakable thoughts about you. In a dirty way.
😤 I’m angry with you
😢 I’ve cried because of you
😱 I’m scared of you
🤢 I’m disgusted by you
😇 I think you’re an angel
🤠 I want to ride you like a cowgirl. Yee haw.
😈 I think you’re a bad influence, but in a sexy way.
👶 I want to have your babies. Or I want you to have mine. Or we can adopt.
👵 I want to grow old with you
👰 I want to marry you
💃 I want to dance with you
👩❤️👩 I want to be your girlfriend
👊 I want to punch you
👃 I think you smell great. I mean it in the least stalkery way possible.
👀 I think you have beautiful eyes.
💋 I want to make out with you like we’re a pair of horny teens.
👑 I think you’re a queen
🐶 I think you’re a bitch
🦊 I think you’re a fox. Rawr.
🐱 I want your… let’s call it V.
🦄 I know you’re an impossible dream but god dammit I still want you.
🐷 I think you’re a pig
🐪 I want to hump you
🐫 I want to hump you more than once
🦅 I think you’re fucking majestic
🐝 I know you’re a good person but I’m still kind of terrified of you.
💐 I wish you’d send me flowers in a non-platonic way
🍀 I feel lucky to have you in my life
🌙 I’ve had sexy dreams about you
⭐ I want to stargaze with you
🌈 I’d go gay for you. Or, I’m already gay (or not straight) but you make me gayer.
⚡ I think there are sparks betweenn us.
🔥 I think you’re super hot
🌊 I get wet when I think about you. No offense.
🍈 I love your boobs
🍑 I love your ass
🥑 I’d have you for every single meal because you’re delicious
🥔 I feel like a potato around you
🥒 I’m sure you can guess what I want to do with you without me having to say it
🥓 I know you’re bad for my heart but I can’t quit you
🌮 I want your taco
🍭 I think you’re super sweet
☕ I want to spend a rainy afternoon cuddled up on the couch with you
🍷 I want to get drunk with you so we can use it as an excuse to have drunken sex and then pretend we can’t remember haha
🍸 I want to take you out to a fancy place so we can dress up and be hot together
🥄 I want to spoon you. Or be spooned by you.
🤸 I wish you’d pay more attention to me
🎭 I think you’re acting like someone you’re not
🏆 I think you’re the best
🎼 I want to sing for you
🏠 I want to move in with you
🌅 I want to wake up with you
🚢 I ship us
🗿 I think you have a big head
🛀 I want to take a romantic and/or sexy bath with you
💌 I wand to write you a love letter
💣 I think you’re the bomb
🔪 I think you’re a back stabber
💈 I’d shave my legs for you
🚿 I want to have shower sex with you
⌛ I want to be with you all the time
🎀 I think you’re super cute
📃 I’ve written on my diary about you
✂ I want to scissor with you
⚗ I think we have chemistry
🔮 I think you’re my destiny
💘 I’m in love with you
❤ I love you
💔 I’ve had my heart broken by you
💗 I’m falling for you
💬 I wish we talked more
🚮 I think you’re trash
⛔ I don’t want you at all
🆚 I’d pay to watch you fight ______.
🔆 You brighten up my days.
⏩ I think we have a future together.
⛔ No entry. You know what I mean.
⚠️ I think you’re dangerous.
🎶 When I listen to ______ I always think of you.
💈 I’d wax my cooch for you.
💭 Here’s a thought I’ve had about you: _______
💤 Here’s a dream I’ve had about you: ______
🖤 I’d share this fetish with you: ______
💜 I’d love to leave a (sexy) bruise on your ______ (or the reverse)
💛 You’re my BFF
💚 I’m jealous of your relationship with ______
💙 You leave me cold
💗 I have growing feelings of ______ for you
💕 I wish we were a couple
💔 You hurt me in this way: ______
💘 I have a serious crush on you
⚖️ If there was justice in the world, we’d be ______
📜 I’ve written in my diary about you
🕯️ I want to take you out on a romantic dinner by candlelight
📺 I want to Netflix and chill with you, and by chill I mean sex
🎞️ If our relationship was a movie, I’d want it to end ________
🎁 If I could have anything in the world, I’d have: ______
🎀 The most beautiful thing about you is: ______
🌡️ The hottest thing about you is: ______
🗺️ I’d travel the world with you
🌠 When I think of you, I wish ______
⛵ I ship you with ______
🚲 I think you’re ACup’s bycicle.
🌇 I want to watch a sunset with you
🌅 I want to wake up with you
🏝️ If I had to be stuck on a deserted island with one person, I’d choose you
🏜️ You give me a case of the Sahara crotch
🏹 If I was Cupid I’d shoot you and ________ with my arrows
🎬 I think this part of your personality is just an act: ______
🎻 I’m sorry for ______
🎤 I’d sing a duet with you
🎣 There are many fish in the sea but I kinda like you best
🎨 I think you’re a work of art
🤼 I want to wrestle you. In a naked way.
🏊 You get me wet
🍽️ I want to eat you out
🍻 I want to buy you a beer
🍯 You’re super sweet
🌮 I want your taco. Wink, wink, nudge, nudge
🌭 You’re a hot bitch
🥞 I want to eat you for breakfast
🍅 I’m too shy to tell you how I feel about you
❗ Wildcard! Enter your own confession.
❓ Wildcard! Combine with any of the above symbols to turn the confession into a question that the asked must answer. (For example: ❓ 🏁 would mean ‘Who makes your heart race?)

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I heard Kitty and Marley were getting quite cozy.
nsfw under the cut
suzysgossip:
Read: after I pepper poisoned her, JBI got kicked out of Jew camp. Hi, asshole. I’d say I missed you, but the only lying I do is when I’m trying to take my clothes off.
Is it my fault they didn’t tell me fucking in the melon patch was frowned upon beforehand? Anyway, we all know you lie to get naked, Powdered Garlic. Like anyone would go there if they knew you have no bellybutton or nipples to speak of.
@rrrrowan replied to your post “If you were wondering why your nips were suddenly hard, worry not:...”
imagine: JBI vs. Suzy Pepper cagematch.
I’m sure shit’s different in Ireland, but over here we’re taught not to touch vermin. That’s how you get rabies.
Thoughts on Stevie and Mae making it official?
Let me be clear, bitches: the only reason I know there’s more than one Evans is that if you look into Sam’s mouth you can see forever, and the other two (three? ten?) don’t come with that neat feature.
Anyway.
According to my notes, Stevie is the one who thinks channeling Avril Lavigne circa Sk8r Boi is still a personality in this our year of 2019 so I’m just at a loss for words. Ladies, you’re in your twenties. Evolve. Leave high school behind, holy shit.
Also according to my notes, Mae used to fuck Stacey? Girl, no. ‘Not technically incest if we don’t do it at the same time’ is taken by the Puckermans and Kitty already so let’s not let this trend spread. I know you’re young, but that is NOT what we mean when we say the lesbian community is incestuous.
Listen to me: I spent six months in a hippie jew commune in the absolute asscrack of Israel, and I still heard about these two and their toxicity. Sweet baby Moses in his waterproof basket this is why straight media needs to be banned. After a certain point, mistakes cross the line from hilarious to tragic and nobody has fun anymore.
So, in conclusion, The O.C’s last season was fifteen years ago and there was good reason for it so please stop this. We’re into healthy empowered couples now. Or at least hilariously trainwrecky ones. Watch some Netflix, damn.
Also somebody tell me how many fucking Evanses we have and how to tell them apart because it’s like Children of the Corn up in here.
@samerystargaryen @yesyesyoumae @streetsmartstevie
If you were wondering why your nips were suddenly hard, worry not: they were just alerting you that JBI’s back in New York City, bitches.
Apparently a girl can’t go spend six months getting in touch with her inner self in a kibbutz without you lesbians sinking low enough to pay attention to Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Cooch Club Band, but you know what? I forgive you. You were lost without me. I get it.
But now I’m back, so there’s no excuse for fraternizing with Nancy Nutmeg anymore. And to celebrate, I’m here to brighten up your day. Come at me, bitches. Hit on me, ask me shit, share your horoscope woes. JBI is back.

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JBI you came back even more beautiful than before. Please date me. Love, your secret admirer.
Thank you, yes, it’s true, I had a major Summer glo-up. I mean, look at this shit:
Anyway, sure, I’ll date you if you’re a girl. I don’t date dudes. I have a testosterone intolerance, gives me the runs. Also you have to pay for your own shit cause Sugar never got back to me on that ‘fucking on a pile of Canadian money’ idea so I’m broke.
Don’t worry if you’re ugly, tho. As a 10, I know I’ll even you out.
What are your thoughts on a Faberry/Hudrose double wedding???
Sure, but first Quinn and Rachel have to invite Marley over for a threesome. Otherwise she’ll feel left out at her own wedding as the only one who hasn’t fucked all the other brides.
@acupmarley @theyearofthestar @thehudsonator @midfieldfabray