#penowen

best: it was my first time and i was a little afraid if i waited until marriage i’d be a virgin forever, so i guess there’s that. 

worst: @dance-jackie-dance

I’ve been with my boyfriend for ten years, so whenever he wants to have sex he just says so. We’re well out of the honeymoon phase.

I am naturally monogamous. A serial monogamist, even. I can understand the excitement of multiple partners and multiple dates from an outside perspective but I don’t really want it for myself. 

As for whether I’d ever be in a non-monogamous relationship, I don’t think I would. I can’t categorically say I would never, but it just doesn’t feel like it’d suit me very well. I couldn’t even split my attention between the one woman I loved and my job without neglecting one of them, so I can’t imagine I’d be able to juggle more than one girlfriend at once.

By myself?  Sure! In front of other people? For the most part.  I’ve partaken in the odd skinny dip or two, and of course I might like to show off a little when I’m being intimate with someone.  But like…doctor’s visits?  Definitely don’t like that.

What the fuck. 

Just.

What the fuck do I want it for? Do they like give you discounts at the movies? Cause I’m already a vet so I’m good, thanks.

Me. Obviously.