Theodore Nott

Uhm, that’s a pretty broad statement. There are just as many gullible guys out there.

No. Girls are always the gullible ones. It's pretty funny actually.

He … he wouldn’t do that. He’s a gentleman. [remembers the way Ant apologized so profusely after they’d slept together]

Yeah, not anymore. He's just like the rest of us. 

He doesn’t … he doesn’t fuck a lot of people. 

Yes he does. He fucks girls left and right. They have to be blonde though. They're always blonde.

A lot of people are Death Eaters. And a lot of people are guys. That means nothing.

We both fuck a lot of people. We're both assholes.

I’d love to, except for the fact that I don’t want to. At all.

Oh, right. Forgot that you're fucking Damien.

Antonin is nothing like you.

We're both Death Eaters and we're both guys. There's two things right there.

*standing outside having a cigarette and watching her dog wander around the grass* 

I honestly don’t see how anyone can stand you. You’re disgusting.

If a woman’s vagina can return to its normal size after giving birth to a fucking baby, then I’m pretty sure a tiny dick such as yours wouldn’t make a difference in its size.

Excuse me, has anyone seen a Theodore Nott?