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uh, sure. why the fuck not

what the fuck is bingboy

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subway-offical

MAX is the better fast food restaurant you little cakebread

-@actually-max-burger

/silly

shut it cakebread

#/lh #/j #/silly

definitely-hulu

are you currently a sigma?

if so, would you like to be featured in my sigma burger?

-@actually-max-burger

I've always been a sigma.

Yes, I'll be featured in sigma burger.

alright, in the burger machine you go

totally-bing

Have you ever read that book with the girl who has a pet rat and loves rats, finds out her school food is literally burgers made out of rats, decided to end it once and for all by freeing all the rats and making the burger vendor into a burger?

Yeah, that's what i'm gonna do to you.

-@actually-max-burger

(/silly)

what the fuck is even that

definitelytherepublicofireland

this shit

irish burger... hmmm.......

-@actually-max-burger

please do this

also hi new gimmick blog! welcome to the gimmickverse

Yes I’ll be happy to make you into a burger!

#hello!!!

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So I love dark romance books. Like, the darker and smuttier the better.

BUT

If a guy growled at me or was mean IRL I’d be like 🤺 GET 🤺 BACK 🤺 BITCH 🤺

i growl at ppl 3:

if anyone growled at me i would make them into a burger

even me 🥺

ESPECIALLY you.

IM TELLINH HEART ANOOOOOOOONNN @gibs-heart-anon

(ypou didnt call me but im here love) (do you want me to peck them ?)

YES PLS I DINT WANNA BE A BURGERR TOTT /lh

(*pecks @actually-max-burger 3 times* *only once in the eye*)

thats it. taking you to the burger factory

(L) (im already in the rafters)

BURGER BIRD

(nuh uh) (you havent caught me yet) (im going to the thief if you want to catch me youll have to go through her first)

@youraveragemagicalthief

ill use a bird catcher. or a gun.

(good luck using those im in the walls of the enclosure)

(youll need more then luck too i can get at least a hundred feet up when i go on a fly)

fuck tou ladder AND gun

(you assume you wont get kicked out of the enclosure for shooting up the walls) (or get your eyes pecked out by the other doves who live there for shooting too close to their nests)

the doves will be fine i gave them all noise cancelling headphones

(try and taste the seawater for me) (it may be the only thing you drink for a while)

its very salty. yum.

realsafari

how does a catboy browser burger sound

-@actually-max-burger

/silly

ou i dont eat pork but pls yum

...you are the burger. you are the catboy browser burger

realsafari

ou.

ok!

adding you to the menu

So I love dark romance books. Like, the darker and smuttier the better.

BUT

If a guy growled at me or was mean IRL I’d be like 🤺 GET 🤺 BACK 🤺 BITCH 🤺

i growl at ppl 3:

if anyone growled at me i would make them into a burger

even me 🥺

ESPECIALLY you.

IM TELLINH HEART ANOOOOOOOONNN @gibs-heart-anon

(ypou didnt call me but im here love) (do you want me to peck them ?)

YES PLS I DINT WANNA BE A BURGERR TOTT /lh

(*pecks @actually-max-burger 3 times* *only once in the eye*)

thats it. taking you to the burger factory

(L) (im already in the rafters)

BURGER BIRD

(nuh uh) (you havent caught me yet) (im going to the thief if you want to catch me youll have to go through her first)

@youraveragemagicalthief

ill use a bird catcher. or a gun.

(good luck using those im in the walls of the enclosure)

(youll need more then luck too i can get at least a hundred feet up when i go on a fly)

fuck tou ladder AND gun

(you assume you wont get kicked out of the enclosure for shooting up the walls) (or get your eyes pecked out by the other doves who live there for shooting too close to their nests)

#<- prev #uh. no i dont think i did

the doves will be fine i gave them all noise cancelling headphones

So I love dark romance books. Like, the darker and smuttier the better.

BUT

If a guy growled at me or was mean IRL I’d be like 🤺 GET 🤺 BACK 🤺 BITCH 🤺

i growl at ppl 3:

if anyone growled at me i would make them into a burger

even me 🥺

ESPECIALLY you.

IM TELLINH HEART ANOOOOOOOONNN @gibs-heart-anon

(ypou didnt call me but im here love) (do you want me to peck them ?)

YES PLS I DINT WANNA BE A BURGERR TOTT /lh

(*pecks @actually-max-burger 3 times* *only once in the eye*)

thats it. taking you to the burger factory

(L) (im already in the rafters)

BURGER BIRD

(nuh uh) (you havent caught me yet) (im going to the thief if you want to catch me youll have to go through her first)

@youraveragemagicalthief

ill use a bird catcher. or a gun.

(good luck using those im in the walls of the enclosure)

(youll need more then luck too i can get at least a hundred feet up when i go on a fly)

fuck tou ladder AND gun

(you assume you wont get kicked out of the enclosure for shooting up the walls) (or get your eyes pecked out by the other doves who live there for shooting too close to their nests)

youraveragemagicalthief

yep! @actually-max-burger you aren't doing shit to birdie

[punts you into the pacific]

weeeeeeee!

So I love dark romance books. Like, the darker and smuttier the better.

BUT

If a guy growled at me or was mean IRL I’d be like 🤺 GET 🤺 BACK 🤺 BITCH 🤺

i growl at ppl 3:

if anyone growled at me i would make them into a burger

even me 🥺

ESPECIALLY you.

IM TELLINH HEART ANOOOOOOOONNN @gibs-heart-anon

(ypou didnt call me but im here love) (do you want me to peck them ?)

YES PLS I DINT WANNA BE A BURGERR TOTT /lh

(*pecks @actually-max-burger 3 times* *only once in the eye*)

thats it. taking you to the burger factory

(L) (im already in the rafters)

BURGER BIRD

(nuh uh) (you havent caught me yet) (im going to the thief if you want to catch me youll have to go through her first)

@youraveragemagicalthief

ill use a bird catcher. or a gun.

(good luck using those im in the walls of the enclosure)

(youll need more then luck too i can get at least a hundred feet up when i go on a fly)

#ignore that last post #that was.#my #...alter ego?#yeah #alter ego

fuck tou ladder AND gun

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i want to turn you into a burger (like i will eventually do to all corpo blogs) but you are too nice. I shall leave you alone.

-@actually-max-burger

/silly

THANK GOD I'VE BEEN SPARED FROMTHE BURGERING.....

you have not been added to the menu, gabe

tbh i've always wanted to try max burgers

our menu is delicious i recommend the Grilloumi Burger :)

finding one asap

yippee !!!

realsafari

how does a catboy browser burger sound

-@actually-max-burger

/silly

ou i dont eat pork but pls yum

...you are the burger. you are the catboy browser burger

So I love dark romance books. Like, the darker and smuttier the better.

BUT

If a guy growled at me or was mean IRL I’d be like 🤺 GET 🤺 BACK 🤺 BITCH 🤺

i growl at ppl 3:

if anyone growled at me i would make them into a burger

even me 🥺

ESPECIALLY you.

IM TELLINH HEART ANOOOOOOOONNN @gibs-heart-anon

(ypou didnt call me but im here love) (do you want me to peck them ?)

YES PLS I DINT WANNA BE A BURGERR TOTT /lh

(*pecks @actually-max-burger 3 times* *only once in the eye*)

thats it. taking you to the burger factory

(L) (im already in the rafters)

BURGER BIRD

(nuh uh) (you havent caught me yet) (im going to the thief if you want to catch me youll have to go through her first)

@youraveragemagicalthief

youraveragemagicalthief

@actually-max-burger.

Got anything to say?

burger bird

So I love dark romance books. Like, the darker and smuttier the better.

BUT

If a guy growled at me or was mean IRL I’d be like 🤺 GET 🤺 BACK 🤺 BITCH 🤺

i growl at ppl 3:

if anyone growled at me i would make them into a burger

even me 🥺

ESPECIALLY you.

IM TELLINH HEART ANOOOOOOOONNN @gibs-heart-anon

(ypou didnt call me but im here love) (do you want me to peck them ?)

YES PLS I DINT WANNA BE A BURGERR TOTT /lh

(*pecks @actually-max-burger 3 times* *only once in the eye*)

thats it. taking you to the burger factory

(L) (im already in the rafters)

BURGER BIRD

(nuh uh) (you havent caught me yet) (im going to the thief if you want to catch me youll have to go through her first)

@youraveragemagicalthief

ill use a bird catcher. or a gun.

i want to turn you into a burger (like i will eventually do to all corpo blogs) but you are too nice. I shall leave you alone.

-@actually-max-burger

/silly

THANK GOD I'VE BEEN SPARED FROMTHE BURGERING.....

you have not been added to the menu, gabe

tbh i've always wanted to try max burgers

our menu is delicious i recommend the Grilloumi Burger :)

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So I love dark romance books. Like, the darker and smuttier the better.

BUT

If a guy growled at me or was mean IRL I’d be like 🤺 GET 🤺 BACK 🤺 BITCH 🤺

i growl at ppl 3:

if anyone growled at me i would make them into a burger