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So anyways I dug a really big ass hole today. This isn't related to anything I'm just proud of it.

EveryBody is so mean to me

Yeah, I know a spot. It's in my basement actually, follow me I'll show you :)

"What's your sign?" Well I was born under the Nikes but my sky sign is peppercorn 💕🌼🌟♀️

Reluctantly coming to the realization that I may be the green mario of my family

Hit my special delicate brain with a darn dirty rock, now I'm poppin and lockin towards eternity

Just had a phone call with "Official" from "Government." They told me to shut my mouth.

What is a man? A miserable little pile of meat.

Lost the key to my appartment and had to squeeze through the dog door to enter my own home. Undignified. Degrading. Later I realized I could have simply come in through the massive hole in my living room wall left over from my petroleum experiments. Regardless, I still consider myself to be a very intelligent man.