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Hey now Mothers and Fuckers
I have one (1) braincell
He says: Suck my cock Ernie Keebler

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They should have put something like “endless wars” over the one he missed
not to be political but sksksksks i cACKLED
Fun things to say when someone tells you they’re going to go to the bathroom:
Stay safe
Congratulations
That’s what they all say
Different strokes for different folks
I hope you have the time of your life
But you have so much to live for
Please explain
A classic!
Do you need any help?
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Legit quotes from my High School
~Country music is gay and you can’t convince me otherwise
~I’m not a human being anymore just a sentient train viciously slamming into obstacles
~Idk what Steven Universe is but it sounds gay so I’m down
~I feel like the only time you can use they them pronouns is if you’re schizophrenic and trans maybe “Did you mean: ME??”
~he’s so straight that he could be gay
~I love orange Hi-C more than I love myself
~HEEEEYY EVERYBODY ITS GAY JESUS
~I thought you wanted to be a prostitute?
~Heck is a bad word please refrain from using satan’s speak
~I like to be organic when I jack off and use spit instead of the chemical filled lotion
~The real question here is how haven’t I gotten into drugs yet
~Everyone needs a little gay porn in their life
~Chugging two Red Bulls isn’t that bad once you get past the ass palpitations
~Is honey bee jizz??????????????????
~ I’m going to be a gay drag queen stripper prostitute living under a bridge in LA
~Sorry, I can’t hear you over the massive ass pounding in this porn I’m watching
~ Massive Jew Shits?? (Indian foreign exchange student trying to say Massachusetts)
~I tried death once it was pretty lit
(feel free to add)
Sophomore year
~my plan is to die at the ripe old age of 24 from alcohol poisoning and excessive cocaine usage
~[guy everyone hates doing karaoke at lunch] ok well he’s actually good but it’s him so I hate it
~suck my gay liberal ass you republicunt
~I forgot to take my bong out of my backpack and it’s drug testing day I think I’ll die
~ this is the next level Hot Topic™ your parents don’t want you knowing about
~“anyone wanna kiss me” no *one minute later* is that offer still on the table
~Yall should go to homecoming together just to keep the gay going
~I hope when people think of me they think of gay
~*screaming*
We’re Back With Part 3! Junior Year
~I am only going to speak in Raw Dialogue from now on
~I need to go sit down before I have an existential crisis
~J-UWU-l (juul)
~Yeah I gotta wait until he gets out of gay prison
~(during school play) I’m going to dump you off the stage in this wheelchair “I’ll do it myself 𝓑𝓲𝓽𝓬𝓱” *wheels halfway off the stage before getting yanked back*
~I’ve touched a 𝕕𝕚𝕔𝕜 exactly once and now I can’t stop making whore jokes
~My beans have been dipped
~HEY HEY HEY THIS IS A NO CARDI ZONE!!!! (one of the teachers @ us)
~My Monster™ is Milky™
~ MILKY BOI!!!!!!!!
~Fetus Deletes babeyyyyy

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Portuguese Influence on Japanese
I’m pretty sure I have a similar post on this, but this post is much more in depth because I wrote a whole term paper about this. If you love BOTH of these languages like I do or if you want to learn more about Japanese, stay tuned:
Some (very brief) History: In about 1543, the Portuguese arrived on the island of Tanegashima (off the coast of Kyushu) in Japan. The contact of the Portuguese and Japanese resulted in a lot of trade and religious conversion (on the part of the Japanese). For a pop culture context, look up the movie “Silence” with Andrew Garfield. At one point the daimyos promoted having the Portuguese in Japan, but at a later date they didn’t really like them anymore because he wanted to “nationalize” Nagasaki. So they kicked the Portuguese out.
Linguistics! Changes from Portuguese → Japanese
Some phonological changes:
Nasality
Portuguese nasal ending -ão translates to Japanese ending -an. Where do you think the word bread (pan パン) in Japanese comes from? Portuguese ‘pão’ bread!
Epenthesis (insertion)
A consonant-vowel syllable type is the most frequent syllable pattern in Portuguese, however, Portuguese does allow consonant clusters at the beginnings and the ends of syllables. Japanese can only have consonant-vowel structures, but Japanese can also have 1consonant-vowel-2consonant syllable structures IF the second consonant is a nasal ‘n.’ Because of these differences in structure, Japanese has to change something about these words from Portuguese in order for them to fit into the language. One of these repair mechanisms is vowel epenthesis (or insertion). For example, Portuguese ‘cruz’ has a complex onset (’cr’) and a final consonant (’s’) which is not allowed in Japanese. To repair this, Japanese inserts a ‘u’ between the ‘k’ and ‘r’ sound, and an ‘u’ after the ‘s’ which makes it ku.ru.su.
Consonant changes
Portuguese and Japanese differ on a couple of consonants (i.e. Portuguese has some consonants that “don’t exist” in Japanese phonology, so Japanese has to change these consonants to fit theirs). Some of these changes include: Portuguese f → h sound Portuguese l and r → r (because Japanese has to l/r distinction) Portuguese v → b when at the beginning of a word (my data had no examples of v or b in the middle of a word so I only placed the conditions that exist).
I have more data regarding semantic change and orthographic choices (i.e. how Japanese chose to represent certain loan words in kanji). If you’re interested in seeing some of that, let me know.
But one last interesting point:
Did you know Japanese kabocha (pumpkin) comes from the Portuguese word for Cambodia?
Before the Portuguese arrived in Japan, they were in Goa (India) and Macao (China). Supposedly on their route from Goa to Macau, they stopped in Cambodia. I’m thinking that maybe “kabocha” used to be “pumpkin of Cambodia” where, when the Japanese received these pumpkins from the Portuguese, just clipped it and ended up using “kabocha” to refer to the pumpkin.
Just a fun fact. Because I was floored when I learned this.
Edit: All data based on romanized orthographic recordings so orthography may not actually correspond with phonemes, etc.

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“he boot too big for he gotdamn feet” is literally the funniest phrase in the english language. im considering putting it on my tombstone
but is it really better than man door hand hook car door
he hand hook too big for he gotdamn car door
I’m both
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At some point I was working on making an authentic looking old school lisa frank baphomet.
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