blaine anderson

Santana: I wasn't in the best place last week so I probably overreacted. We're cool.

Santana: So I'll come to your birthday party. Though you'll have to wait until next week for your present, I didn't think I was going so I didn't buy you anything. But it will be worth the wait, I promise.

Blaine: Did something happen?

I wonder if they sat around and had a meeting to decide what the system was gonna be because it’s super detailed. Too detailed for it to be just made up. Either way, really weird. I haven’t noticed any but I never paid attention. I think I’m gonna start though. I don’t wanna be the one to catch them in the act. Yeah, I guess it’s not worth getting them fired over. You could totally prank ‘em if you wanted. Like with itching powder or something like in a cartoon. Put some on a chair you don’t use and then when you see itchy interns, you’ll know they were doing it again.

I hadn’t thought about that, but you’re right - that would be the only way to make it a fair and democratic system. Otherwise, it would just be one crazy guy with no boundaries giving his co-workers imaginary sex points. The more I think about this weird game, the more questions I have. Like, what does the winner get? Do you get more points based on who you sleep with? And how do they verify if they’re telling the truth? So many questions. Finn, that’s a great idea! We should totally do that, we could even hit up the other departments! Maybe add some glow in the dark paint so when the set lights are turned down, it’ll be like a double whammy.

Santana: That's how it came across and with everything that's been going on in my personal life, it just kind of hit a nerve.

Santana: All I was trying to say was that I just want you to be happy. To be with someone who you actually love in that way.

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Santana: I never wanted you to feel weak and I should have worded the whole Sugar thing a lot better than I did. I'm sorry for hurting you, I didn't want to do that.

Blaine: San, I'm sorry if it came across that way, but I definitely don't think you're homophobic and it wasn't my intention to insinuate that.

Blaine: I want that too. It's just not the best time for me to mess with things right now.

[ ... ]

Santana: You called me homophobic, Blaine. That's not something I can just put behind me.

Blaine: What?!

Blaine: San, I never called you homophobic and I certainly don't think that one bit.

Blaine: I got worked up and said some things that I probably shouldn't have said, but that's not what I was trying to say.

Blaine: I was just upset that you implied I was weak and was using Sugar as a shield - I've had a complicated history and it just... it struck a nerve.

[....]

Dude, I can’t believe there’s a whole points system. I mean, totally gross that you caught ‘em like that, but kinda hilarious that they have a whole system. You might just wanna have them pull that trailer into an empty parking lot and burn it or something. Then get a new one for total clean factor.

Right? I mean, the idea of doling out points for having public sex with co-workers and bragging about it is rather disgusting, yet also remarkable that someone made an effort to invent a whole points system for it. How’s the sound department looking, any interns loitering about? Yeah, that would probably be the best approach and an even better excuse to get a new trailer - but if I asked for a new one, I would have tell management why and I can only imagine they would fire the interns. I can live with a good steam cleaning as long as they don’t try sneaking in again.

Ew, that is so gross. This is what happens when you’re nice to people. If you make them fear you just a little bit more maybe they would have gone for someone else’s trailer instead.

I hope the anything involving clothes rule also applies to Seb. I’ve been in your trailer and I don’t want to think about sitting anywhere that you two have done it.

C’mon, the solution is never to not be nice. If I was going down that path, I would just redirect them to your trailer... which now that I think about it would actually make my life much easier.

Santana: Well considering I told you that I would end you if I saw you outside of work, I don’t think that would be a very wise decision.

Santana: Unless you want to be murdered on your birthday, well then who am I to go against the birthday boy’s wishes?

BLAINE: Hey

SEBASTIAN: Not possible.

SEBASTIAN: I know you are, baby.

SEBASTIAN: And what ways are those?

SEBASTIAN: That is absolutely fine with me.

SEBASTIAN: And it sounds so pretty when you moan it...

SEBASTIAN: I know you do, and I want that too, but I'd just like to treat you the way you deserve to be treated, and you deserve the best of the best.

SEBASTIAN: I'd fly you to Italy for pizza if I could.

SEBASTIAN: You'll fight me? You can barely reach me. 😉

BLAINE: You're too good to me

BLAINE: As romantic as that would be, I think Italy might be a bit much... besides, I'm the birthday boy and I say I'm perfectly happy with enjoying pizza and wine on the couch in our pjs.

“oh mon chéri” → week eleven