17 and still fighting

if u ever see me in irl ur gonna be so disappointed

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

hey so the tattoo design you gave me looked really hard to draw so i ended up tattooing a picture of Garfield instead, hope you don’t mind

so when i was 7 or 8 i’d “write letters to hermione granger” and set them out on the piano in the living room every night with my stuffed toy owl and every morning i’d have a letter from hermione back, sitting at the foot of my bed, and hermione and i corresponded like that for months and i’d just like to thank my mom for writing out a “letter from hermione” for me every single night

That is the cutest thing I’ve ever read oh my god

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

*Alright 25 here we come*

what even happens inside a dishwasher

We’ve all had that awkward moment where we accidentally touched our friend’s boob

Awkward?

Accidentally?

there’s a difference between “lazy” and “i don’t want to fucking do that shit”

i wonder which celebrities are gonna crash and burn in 2014

I will know my life is successful when I have a library with a rolling ladder