L'étoile du Sud

It is probably not true that Sulla said, “In him I see many a Marius.” However, he did refer to Caesar as the “badly-belted boy” and criticize him for not wearing a toga properly. (Suet. Iul. 45)

Cicero found it harm to take him seriously as a threat to the republic because, among other things, Caesar was very fussy about not messing up his hair. (Plut. Caes. 4)

In 57 BCE he declared “All of Gaul has been pacified!” to the Senate. Immediately afterward, Gaul revolted, and the war continued for another six years. (Caes. BG 3.7.1, Morstein-Marx 2021, p.220)

Caesar swore under oath that he “did not have sexual relations with that king.” That’s not the silly part. The silly part is that he was already dictator of Rome and the alleged affair had happened over 30 years ago, so he effectively just brought more attention to it. (Dio 43.20.4)

There are five wounds from the assassination we can trace specifically, and Brutus, whose mom Caesar had been screwing, stabbed him in the groin. (Plut. Caes. 66.6)