Sargent Breeze Rose-Berry

Breeze: Stressed equals piercing? You okay?

Magda: Needed control

Breeze: Get out of town, you got your tongue pierced! YOU?! and how much Jameson we talking?

Magda: I did! A lor a bit?

Breeze: What things?

Magda: Step 1) get stressed Step 2) tongue piercing Step 3) Jameson

Magda: I did a thing. Or a couple things, technically.

Can I just say wedding planning is fun but so stressful. With that said who wants to go do something fun with me?

Originally posted by mostgirls

I agree wedding planning is very stressful. Would love to but I do believe you are in New York, I’m all the way in Ohio. 

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@limasiris snapped this of me while I wasn’t paying attention. I think she caught my badassery perfectly. #WatchingTheSunSet #DateNight #LadyLove #BikerBabe

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So, so many people have been suggesting that I apply to be Batman. Well this guy has an audition.

Originally posted by ironspiderpeter

Good luck, I heard they were aiming towards a younger Batman. Who knows, they could change their mind.

According to the report I was dating a female idol from a girl group that I know. I can confirm that we're nothing more than friends - cause I mean first off, I doubt my boyfriend would appreciate me dating anyone other than him currently.

Wouldn’t be a celebrity if you didn’t have a scandal.

So my PR rep. gave me a few social media platforms and suggested I sign up for a few of them. So hello there! My name’s Collin Harper and I get to pretend to be other people for a living.

Speaking of pretending to be other people for a living, here’s a little behind the scenes photo of a show I’m in called The Umbrella Academy.

How is everyone doing today?

Hello Collin, I’m Breeze. And I can relate to pretending to be other people. I’ve heard about Umbrella Academy, been meaning to watch that. I might have more time now that I switched occupations at work.

You know being off work has kind of sucked, but tomorrow is officially my first day back, but I have to change my field I work in from actually arresting people to keep my family happy, I am moving to office work, well hopefully if my boss allows it. But after getting shot in the arm trying to arrest someone i am sure he will understand. Anyway how is everyone?

I know that feeling all too well, I just switched positions at work. I hope your boss gives you the green light. 

[eventually]:

Colleen: Who let me work on a Saturday?

Colleen: Better yet, who let me go get drinks after working on a Saturday?

Magda: I've NEVER seen Rosy act like this about a woman so... I guess we'll see what happens. I feel like the world won't survive that union.

Breeze: Guess we will, I'm happy for both of them. Especially if this works out.

She’s good, we’re good. More importantly, how are you?

I finally gave in and got a cable subscription and the next like week is definitely just going to be me and my cat, curled up on my couch, watching paranormal tv because free on demand + DVR = all the paranormal tv I can handle. This is a proper way to recover after multiple weeks on the go, right?

Nothing like putting your feet up after a long few weeks. Glad to see you’re back, next time I’m in NYC we should grab some coffee?

And just like that, my summer draws to a close. And exactly 3 weeks of it was pure holiday. Guess it could have been worse, the move could have taken right up until I had to start work. I’m actually nervous? Like, it’s my first time starting at a new place since I started as a professor. I have no reason to be, right?

You have nothing to worry about, you’re like the cool professor. They’ll love you, Coll!

Here I am, a 36 year old mom and what am I doing? Spending my Sunday night drinking wine and watching the Jonas Brothers documentary on Amazon Prime Video. I’m incredibly close…probably one more glass close… to saying ‘fuck it’ and just purchasing a ticket to their tour. Someone send help.

Bridge! Drinking wine and watching Docs, one of the best ways to spend a Sunday. Though, Jonas Brothers? Buy a second ticket and drag Coll along-

Sssh. You caught me off guard. Didn’t even know were on our first one.

Private: 

Your face was so precious... Now, get your butt over here so I can kiss you all over.