A wholesome asshole

just shot a gnome

#cottagecore

Ok if we exclude Palpatine who has the gayest lightsaber?

star wars heritage post

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i gotta go the rest of my life now knowing that out there on an elderly womens phone is a pic of me being a little neko in a grocery store

the fact that pro-monarchy arguments have degenerated, over the past few centuries, from “the king rules by divine right and is accountable to nobody but god”, to “uhm the royals generate a lot of income from tourism” will never stop being extremely funny to me

the monarchs… bad. but the castles? oh, the castles are positively lush with rats… 👅

Delete this account immediately.

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

This is the opposite of the girl struggling on that chicken nugget

this keeps being reblogged by people and i don’t know. why

nun pussy probably isn't even that good

noncon friendship

Coworkers

Your friend’s boyfriend

DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT FRIEND YOU CUT OUT OF YOUR LIFE!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON YOUR EX!!!! DO NOT CHECK UP ON THAT OLD COWORKER YOU HATED!!!! IT WON’T HELP YOU!!!! CHOOSE YOURSELF!!!!

Teto answer my texts messages