AcmeAesthetics

After an acrimonious end to a personal relationship, patient visited the clinic and expressed profound unhappiness with her fully developed adult human legs. Our surgeons consulted with a biologist at the local aquarium and decided the patient was a good candidate for fish tail reattachment surgery. After several weeks of healing half-submerged in a saline tub, patient also received a seaweed wrap and hair coloring at our attached beauty salon. Patient was then discharged down the toilet drain, making her way back into the sea.

Acme Aesthetics is leasing extra space in exam room 201 for a co-working arrangement. This month, guest tattoo artist Hide Hiroki from Tokyo has taken up residence. He is doing full body pieces and sleeves on a first come, first serve basis.

If you are unhappy with any of the results, remember Acme Aesthetics offers same-day laser tattoo removal.

Patient met for initial consultation. Our doctors immediately noticed patient  had only one very large eye. While perfectly natural for an animated species, the patient still wanted two 'human-like' eyes. After four surgical sessions, patient was allowed to return to school with his new 'eye.'

Patient was unhappy with very coarse body hair coverage. After undergoing 6 sessions of multiple-wavelength laser hair removal, patient also opted for a full body brazilian waxing session and cold laser to minimize varicose veins which appeared all over his torso/legs. After several sessions, our staff recommended the Elite photo facial package. Patient is very happy with the results so far and is complimenting his aesthetics package with speech therapy and etiquette classes at the local community college where he receives a 15% local partner discount.

A male patient, very young but resembling an older man in his mid-40's, was looking for a more youthful appearance. After consulting the medical staff here at Acme Aesthetics, the patient chose 2400 follicular graft units, mandible reshaping and minor rhinoplasty. The patient plans to return for 4800 more follicular grafts but already reports he is less depressed though he is upset that his dog doesn't recognize him.

Patient was in and out in one hour, just in time for embarkment.

Patient is very pleased with results.

We accept out-of-state insurance plans for certain procedures and also have a thorough international and extraterrestrial prepay program for all in-house services.

Patient was unhappy with the 'spongelike' texture of his skin, due to prolonged exposure to moisture. Our doctors created a special new treatment to achieve a more 'loofa-like' texture that the patient requested.

Patient underwent craniofacial surgery to add a more rounded, youthful profile to his jawline. He has also begun receiving HGH-replacement therapy to combat the effects of sarcopenia (muscle-wasting) due to his advancing age.

Simple, same-day ear augmentation. Patient was back to work the next day.

Female patient felt insecure about a congenital condition resulting from an early sketch that had left her with virtually no chin. Our maxillofacial surgeon performed a procedure to correct transverse discrepancies in collaboration with our orthodontist. A minor rhinoplasty was also performed at the same time of treatment. After healing, the patient was very pleased with the outcome and also opted for colored contact lenses.

Invisalign®. Veneers. Patient required heavy sedation.

Adult foreskin removal. Underarm botox injections.

Patient was recommended several procedures, but only decided on pore-cleansing and a two-hour scalp massage. We never pressure our patients (unlike other clinics).

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Patient asked to improve the appearance and proportion of her nose in order to enhance facial harmony. After the cosmeticomic surgeons at Acme Aesthetics performed a routine rhinoplasty, patient reported increased self confidence. Our surgeons, however, are not pleased with the results and will perform a follow-up surgery free-of-charge.

Patient also underwent cryogenic wart removal for a separate condition.