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PHIL SPAM!!!

do you think you and phil will be best friends forever? that's the plan

despite everything, it’s still you or whatever the quote is

15 years later, and it's still really important to Dan that everyone knows he's Phil trash number 1. (when he found out he was not the 1st person to repost Phil's birthday message he told the user who was to touch grass. because clearly no one but Dan should be that eager.) (x, x)

thank you for the slit bump we all say in unison

he would be such a Banger Mutual tbh. I just know he’d have 1k on here minimum and would post about the souls games and be like “still haven’t found a job #what if we all die” every other day and we’d all be like noooo keep going oomfie but whatever you do, do NOT work a food service job‼️😭 and then one day he gets doxxed over furry closed species discourse on the toyhouse forums and we’d all find out he’s not some 22 year old he/it from toledo taking a gap year with a display case full of transformers in his room but a Sponge and we’d all be like WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY MUTUAL LIVES IN BIKINI BOTTTOMMMMMMM😭😭😭😭😭

I want what they have, whatever the hell it is 🧡

This is Zach Striker