Into The Blue

Poochémon!  

kukui: oh man, cousins!! we’re all gonna die!!!!!

lillie: nebby get back in the bag!!

hau: haha, wow!

I guess friendships mean nothing to you, considering you caught your Ralts in a Pokéball and this bitch is in an ULTRA BALL.

And don’t you dare try to lie to me because I WAS THERE WITH YOU WHEN YOU CAUGHT YOUR “PARTNER.”

Reasons why Team Skull are your friends:

Interact with the community to the point where they know everyone in a city by face.

Introduced themselves to you as soon as you left city hall since they noticed you’re new in town.

Asked for your Ash-Greninja, probably to share it with people who don’t have the demo.

Don’t actually take your Pokemon immediately like the Catching Contest jerk.

Challenge you to a Pokemon battle instead of a rap battle which they would clearly win easily.

Excessive posing is actually just them teaching you how to use Z-Moves.

They introduce you to their big sister, Plumeria, who compliments your strength.

She lets you test your Z-Move on her Pokemon and then tells you that you’re an amazing trainer.

Kindred Spirit

I got really attached to this little Pokémon, and I can totally see Ditto and Mimikkyu getting along. :) Now they can feel loved together!

Police stations are already warning Pokémon Go fans to keep out