Dude. It's good to be alive.

Saw someone on twitter say how this scene looked like Wade was introducing his boyfriend to his mom for the first time, and I want to say, what do mean “looked like.” This was Wade introducing his boyfriend to his mom.

the coolest kids on the block

you know you're good when you can even do it with a broken heart

(since this started out as me wanting to check up on whether or not the penguins were alive, they ARE and u can meet them virtually BY THE WAY)

this entire family is problematic but lulu was framed and that’s my conclusion 

If I did have to be here…. I'm just glad I was here with all of you.

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

TAYLOR SWIFT YOU CAN NEVER STOP US YOU ARE MSKINGBEAN89 TO US AND WE HOLD THE POWER IN THIS CONQUEST OF IDENTITY THERE IS NO ESCAPE FOR YOU

This is my new favorite piece of dialogue in the entire game.

sebastian winter

yeah , don't know if anyone notice it but I used the face from the spongebob meme xD

his name is ted. also, he’s not a monkey