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It’s all green herheahdfvafn
What are some good platonic yandere fics you recommend?
Oh my gosh there are a lot! On tumblr! But for ao3 I find it a TAD harder!
So, selfishly, I’m gonna recommend my own works! But you can take that with a grain of salt😂😭😭
For real this time I would recommend these blogs to you because they are REALLY GOOD!
@pineconepie writes amazing platonic/parental yandere ocs stories that never fail to blow my mind! They’ve been a blog I always go to simply reread their works for inspiration and pleasure! (My favorite story of theirs is their alien drabble!)
@maliciouscottonball is another incredible writer! They write for a multitude of fandoms! (Go check out their Dracula parental yandere story! IT’S SO FRICKEN GOOD!)
I’ll probably come back to this post and add on more people, but so far, these are the only things that popped into my head!
Hope you enjoy!
you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed
Getting down on my knees and thanking the humans who invented dishwashers and washing machines.
InsNe that dishwashers are more efficient and easier than just washing them manually but they also use less water. It’s a win win situation
They ALSO sterilize dishes, due to operating at a far higher temperature than human hands could ever tolerate. It's a win every way.
Made this post about 15 minutes after the repair guy who fixed the pump on my dishwasher packed up his tools and left, as the dishwasher was whirring along doing my dishes from that morning.
He said the exact same thing, which I did not know before that, so spreading this knowledge.

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I hate it when you’re reading smut and you can’t figure out what position they’re in.
sometimes it just ends up being something like
ITS BACK
Y’ALL NEED JESUS
Please stop reblogging this post
This post made my water break
In honor of my daughter’s first birthday next week, I’m sharing the post that made me laugh so hard that it broke my water.
WHAT
God, I love this accursed website.
Hey internet, the girl that was born from this post is 4 years old today (July 2 2021) also, the gif still makes me laugh. Happy Birthday, Marceline!!
Happy July 2nd, 2024, guess Marceline is 7 now
Happy July 2nd, 2025; she’s 8 now (5am for me)
Happy Birthday to my Marceline, 8 years ago today (July 2, 2025) she came into this world five days before her due date to see wtf was so funny 🤣 this post, like many other things, are on a long list of topics to discuss when she’s older lol
Happy 9th Birthday Little Marceline!!! (July 2 2026)
It’s July 2 2026 internet, help me wish a Happy Birthday to my brilliant and beautiful 9 year old, Marceline! I’ve shown her (most of) the comments and she says “thank u internet 😁😁”
@sun-e-chips
I did it. We got married.
Standing at the flap to the tent, you clutched the bouquet you were holding even tighter.
The vibrant tropical flowers cascaded over your hands, standing out against the white of your gown and matching the flowers that had been woven into your hair.
Anxiety gripped your chest, freezing you in place.
You needed to leave the tent to walk down the aisle.
This was going to be one of the happiest days of your life, but…
You couldn’t breathe. Your chest was so tight.
How would the slashers deal with a reader who accidentally scares people by walking up behind them like they don’t mean to scare and sneak up on people
Atlas is now your official announcer. And if you sneak up on him, he reminds you the need of announcing yourself sometimes when he can't do it. You are going to give someone a heart attack and he'd rather it not be Soleil. Please. So if he notices you, he says something like "Starlight is coming." So not only he acknowledges it, but Soleil can be aware. If he is the one snuck up on, he will still say "Starlight is here." in case Soleil hasn't noticed yet.
Being announced like royalty <3 I think eventually they get the hang of you just appearing, but if you ever get Soleil alone, he might try to squeak out a little squeal or put his hand over his heart and quickly turn to look at you, but he reminds you to announce as well. He is not strong enough for you to surprise him all the time like that! Sneaky sneaky! At least he calms down faster from it now! "Announcing yourself, Sunshine! We promised you'd announce yourself!"
so i hauve covid rn and i must say, American cold medicine is the absolute bees knees. You go to a UK pharmacy and they tenderly press like eight (8) paracetamol into the palm of your hand... God FORBID you're sick in France, i had to scour every pharmacy in Paris for something that wasn't HOMEOPATHIC PASTILLES. meanwhile last night i took the last of my stash of Nyquil that expired in 2019 and it was like getting hit by a fucking baseball bat (affectionate). press X to timeskip. LOVE me a cheeky little medically induced coma. you can really feel that it's a precursor to meth. i know that everything is fucking awful over there my friedns and my heart goes out to every one of you but if you need one small bright light of national pride in this time of strife please know that i envy you your cold medicine every day
i once took an american antihistamine pill just a basic one for seasonal allergies and i had to immediately lay down and while doing so i vividly hallucinated that i was a steerage passenger on the titanic resigned to my death as my cabin filled up rapidly with water. then i blacked out and when i woke up again my allergies were gone for the entire season.
Meanwhile, the American taking American antihistamines like, "I can't tell it did anything?"
Unless it's Diphenhydramine. And that's the shit that fucks with your head.
#we can't afford to see a physician but we do get to see the hat man (via @spiders-hth-is-an-outlier)
So uh, about Sun in that princess dress…
I finally did it hehehehe.
also HOMIES LOOK I DREW THE THING @lucario335 @stark-alchemy @eyenaku @rynekins @sleepy-kam1

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new dca au for Artfight !!!!
Au where sun and moon are gods that manage the dream realm... more info on Artfight (my username is Rahne!!) so yall should go check that out :3
This is a spot from an italian estate agency (we are governed by the right-wing party)
The woman says "Ridiculous..."
If you want to spread it elsewhere, here's the official link
[Video Description: An ad with piano music over it all, showing an elderly woman in her home, knitting, when two younger men walk by her window, which catches her attention. She stares out her window at them as they kiss each other while walking, the old lady staring in disbelief. Cut to the old woman approaching a residence with a broom in hand, staring up at the second floor window where a small rainbow Pride flag is hanging. The old woman stares up at it and mutters "Ridiculo", before getting up on a ladder with her broom to remove the flag. Focus on the flag fluttering to the ground as church bells chime. The scene then cuts to the couple from before, approaching their home with grocery bags in hand before one stops and stares at the second floor, stopping his partner who then drops the groceries as he too stares up. It's then revealed that the small pride flag had been replaced with a gigantic, hand-knit pride flag. It then cuts back to the old woman's home, where a tin of rainbow-colored yarn sits on her table. The hands of the old woman are holding and fondly touching an old black and white photo of two young smiling women, leaning against each other. Cut to the old woman's face as she stares out with a look of happy pride on her face. At the end of the video, the name "Idealista" appears on screen, followed by "buon pride" along with a rainbow. End VD.]
One correction:
The old lady is not in her home. She is at work. She's meant to be what in Italian is called "la portinaia", aka a cross between a doorwoman and cleaner of a residential building. She's in her small "office" space, at the entrance of the building, from where she can survey the coming and goings of the inhabitants. It's a job that has mostly disappeared, but is culturally very clear to us as having the connotation of "potentially gossipy, one-million-percent judgmental woman who sees everything that goes on in the apartment complex, knows everyone and their secrets, and has Strong Opinions™️".
In this case, thankfully, the Strong Opinion™️ is that those two men are ridiculous with their teeny tiny flag for ants.
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i dont WANT pride months to be over,
on the other hand...
i'm sorry i never did your tag game. i love you

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If reader sent sol and attie flirty messages and telling them both how much they love them how would the boys react?
Depends on where you are in the relationship!
T(h)reat?
How to handle a sassy robot.