Sleepless in Staten Island.

Reblog to save a life.

Sharing because it’s actually a verified and sourced thing and not one of those dumbass fake tip posts.

*doesnt even do the bare minimum* all in a day’s work

guy inspecting my bag at the airport: hmm, this bag is full of stupid garbage… looks like the owner is a dumb shitass too. arrested.

I feel jealous of the scientists who get to spend their time dressing up rats in jackets.

who even thought it would be a good idea to put rats in lingerie

Who are we to deprive rats of the right to be sexy?

i hate public bathrooms for all the obvious reasons but also because one time somebody in the next stall silently reached under and untied my shoe

Spice up ur fucking life

I know its not christmas yet but im feeling 90s nostolgic asf today lol