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Drunk as fuuuck and texting everyone i know. telling them they don't understand the nuances of the twilight series. Called my ex wife 40 times and left a message asking her for a 3some w Kermit the frog. No answer! Sad

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my friend is in ireland and can feel the evilness radiating from dan and phil hiding the thing

#dan and phil #phan #why are they evil

peoplegettingkindamadatfood

dan and phil why are you evil

#dan and phil #phan #announcement #????

whatever-f-it-all

Hard launch pizza mukbang fuck yes I need this the pizza mukbang’s are my favourites!!!!

ari-adne-111

See, I heard that and I was like "oh my god, they are actually planning a mukbang, this is so fucking exciting"

I was then shot 57 times.

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jessisnotinteresting

The whole phandom right now ( including myself)

i don’t care how mad you are you don’t have gabe right to scream at me infront of my friends

the-muppet-joker

Vesicles at the neuromuscular junction: got anotha round of acetylcholine from da boss. motion in da right wrist, make it snappy

Receptors on muscle fiber: Prithee! Tell me what the Higher Conciousness commands of me! I will do whatever is ordained, but I wish to know the purpose of this divine act of motion!

Vesicles: we jackin off to the muppet show again

Receptors: Man what the hell

anthony and ian lowkey dan and phil if they were try guys

#dan and phil #smosh #ian hecox #anthony padilla

getting into smosh finally????? who would’ve guessed??

#smosh #it’s because of dan and phil #i like ian and anthony

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deeplenpeeple

my two cents is there is a difference between dips and condiments. condiments can be used as dips but not vice versa. like hummus is a dip. barbecue sauce is a condiment. salsa? dip. mayo? condiment.

therefore in my humble opinion guacamole is definitively in fact, a dip.

#tzatziki is both

friends canceled on me but it’s ok because i can watch dan and phil and cry in my bed!

#dan and phil #phan

every day i sit and go “im so glad i found dan and phil” and its been like this for years

#dan and phil

i don’t know what i want anymore

oneheadtoanother

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Mx the croaker have you ever considered like. Therapy or smth. I hear good things.

Unfortunately there was a fire at the diary and therapist factory :/ all I can do is post all of my deepest turmoil on tumblr. Sad!

sreegs

gets mentioned in a @strange-aeons post

sorry data's what?

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