Ace Of Stars

Scrolling through my old posts and I WAS ACTUALLY SO JUSTIFIED IN MY HATRED OF THIS MAN THESE GUYS ARE ABSOLUTE BASTARDS

hornet is truly the girl of all time. she's the spawn of a divine worm and a spider and she looks like a gangly stick figure. all of her siblings are lovecraftian abominations and she's the only one among them who has a gender. she inherited her divine father's autistic love for crafting. she is an excellent orator but can't phrase how she likes being kind to people normally. she has an inordinate love for fluffy creatures. she was named by bees. she's old as balls but would not be let into the club. she's gnc as fuck. she has three moms and they're not even gay.

im very excited and honored to descend to this new level of madness

My babygirl did nothing wrong :3

Played a bit of silksong last night and I’m noticing some pretty big plot holes already. In Hollow Knight, Hornet is a self-assured badass who is very handy with her needle. But in Silksong, her character totally changed into an idiot who loves jumping into spike pits.

She's at the club. I'm at the club. She's making eyes at me. Between her face and mine is my phone, screen toward me, obscuring her. I am frantically searching "wikihow to tell if a girl likes you". She turns her head, desperate from my ignoring her. The eyes she was making lie unfinished. I knew it. I was a fool for thinking I could be loved. In comes Lin Manuel Miranda. I think he is going to sing a song about the situation and the moral but he doesn't. He just smiles at me sadly before leading the girl away. I will never know the moral of this story that keeps happening to me. Curse you Lin Manuel Miranda. Curse you wikihow.

shoutout to girls who do not understand the difference between ‘the bit’ and ‘waging psychological warfare’