I Am The Only Joke Here

I’m just gonna leave this where it belongs

Update: still a joke, just a little lighter

So: still a joke, just less married than before

Somebody tag stardew valley

Help me find my way back to faśting

PLEASE

What’s something that gives your anxiety?

Making Phone calls

walking to the bus stop after leaving a little later than usual and worrying i’m gonna miss the bus

something unplanned being added into my schedule

having to order first when i’m in a group (even if i already know what i want)

Trying to get the right card out of my wallet to pay for anything anywhere

Me since the age of six not sry

where's the tax deadline anime girl. i haven't seen her this year

Go ahead and do them, they actually make monthly payoff plans starting 3ish months after you’re told what you owe. Don’t stress yourself more than what’s necessary

Lmao @ ppl who do EXACTLY what you predicted they would do (and told them such) and get the EXACT results that you told them they would (bc they repeat the same toxic behaviors)

To elaborate: telling my absolute best friend of 15+ years that she is repeating the same destructive patterns that she has displayed in the last five years and in response, she doesn’t reply and ghosts me

i think i should get paid just for not killing myself mhm give me money dont make me do things

*sleeps to avoid my problems* *wakes up and my problems are still there* what the fuck actually

If it ain’t me

next piercing will be a bullet to the temple

my best quality is that i torture myself and not others