spn incorrect quotes

sam: haha, we all know you and cas are dating—

gabriel: my bet’s on sam, he gives great head

sam:

dean:

dean: *whispers in lawyer’s ear*

sam: *holds up a cup* could a depressed person make this?

dean: the “his body worn fit in the back of my car” problem or “i like him” problem

sam: …i like him

i’ll do my best 🫡

sam: awww cause he’s the light of your life?

dean: no, uh, cause i wanna blow him

sam:

dean:

sam:

dean:

sam: this isn’t a sleepover. you’re in the hospital

dean: then what’s this party drink?

sam: that’s a blood transfusion. they’re giving it to you so you don’t die

dean: truth or dare?

sam:

dean:

sam:

dean:

sam:

cas: why? is there something wrong?

dean: sam is passively-aggressively doing the dishes he asked me to do six hours ago

sam: oh i already ate with cas, but ill go with you. what do you want?

charlie: but i don’t wanna be your father