No Muggles Allowed

They have nine beverages between the two of them

What they have are five beverages and four waters. Water, by definition, cannot be a beverage.

The fuck do you mean water cant be a beverage?

why is this screenshot at critically low health

i remember being like 11 and asking my dad why he hunts and kills deer and he said “because i think theyre beautiful” and that’s just. that’s just what men are like

Is killing different than endearing physical contact? Local man unsure

I taste blood for some reason lmao

don’t tell nobody this shit but yo body actually full of that shit

SICK of thinking! Won’t be doing that again

always reblog 

I LOVE THEM

Jane living in 3047 while us suckers are living in 2018