Ace Winchester

a collection of quotes, phrases, and sayings for when your muse needs a little TLC. change & alter as needed.

THE HURT:

“Nah, it’s not that bad. I’ve had worse.”

“I don’t think I can walk that far… or at all.”

“I’m fine. I don’t need your help.”

“Will you stay with me? Just until I fall asleep?”

“I’m sorry, I’m just—I’m just really tired.”

“I don’t need a break. I’m okay.”

“It was my fault. It was all my fault.”

“I think I need help.”

“So, I don’t think I’m dying, or anything, and it’s probably not that serious, but… I’m kinda bleeding. A lot.”

“Is the room spinning right now, or is that just me?”

“No, I’m okay, I just… I hit my head. Really hard. I’ll be okay, just give me a second.”

“I’m not sick! I’m fine!”

“No, I don’t think any of my bones are broken, or anything like that. Just bad bruises.”

“Yeah, but you should see the other guy.”

“I’m fine. This just happens sometimes. It’s normal for me.”

“I’ve got a headache.”

“Seriously, though, I’m fine! Stop making such a big deal out of it!”

“I’ve been taking care of myself for a long time. I don’t need your help, and I definitely don’t need your pity. Fuck off.”

“Please tell me I don’t look as bad as I feel.”

“I think I’m running a fever.”

“So, what’s the prognosis, Doc? Am I gonna live?”

“Stop fussing over me! I’m not a baby!”

“Can I stay with you tonight? I just… really don’t want to be alone right now.”

“No, I-I’m okay. It was just a nightmare. Go back to sleep.”

“I… can’t actually remember the last time I had something to eat.”

“You shouldn’t be here. You’ll get sick, too.”

THE COMFORT:

“Honey, have you been crying? What is it? What’s wrong?”

“I think you’d better take a break.”

“It’s not your fault, sweetheart. You did everything you could.”

“You don’t have to go through this alone. I’m right here for you if you’ll just let me in.”

“There’s nothing wrong with you. There is absolutely nothing wrong with you. Don’t ever let yourself believe that there is.”

“You really don’t realize just how many people love you, do you?”

“If you’re not going to take care of yourself, at least let me do it for you!”

“I’m sorry. I know it hurts.”

“You’re not alone, baby. You never have been.”

“Let’s get you some food.”

“You’re dead on your feet, poor thing. Come on, you need some sleep.”

“Stay where you are. I’m coming to get you.”

“Tell me where it hurts.”

“How many times have I told you to be more careful?!”

“It’s okay. It’s okay. I’m right here, okay? I’m not gonna leave you. I’m never gonna leave you.”

“Oh, honey, you’re safe now. I promise. I’m not going to let anything happen to you.”

“Go ahead and take a shower. I’ll fix you something to eat.”

“What happened to you, baby?”

“I’ll kill that bastard. I’ll kill him for what he did to you.”

“You look like shit, man.”

“Whoa, whoa, take it easy! You got pretty banged up back there, and you don’t want to go making yourself worse.”

“I’m not trying to baby you. It’s called taking care of my friends.”

"I've fought imaginary elves that were stronger than you!"

"With that amount of swagger you'd think he'd invented sand."

"Fight the power!"

"Never trust the cute ones, they know what they can get away with."

"Who taught you how to drive? Was it the stupidest dog on earth? Because that's what it looks like!"

"I was naughty, but from now on, i'll be nice. I promise."

"Your secret is safe with me. Along with your heart."

"Your boyfriend's cute, and you were in the clink. I think I'm blameless here."

"Wow, I do not care about that problem."

"I may have to cut this short, Hal. Someone just climbed out of my wardrobe."

"I'm not into pushy girls. Do me a favor. Go bother someone else."

"In case you hadn't noticed I'm totally off subject here."

"One more thing, you smoke?"

"What happened to your mother?"

"Ideas aren't dangerous until you try to bottle them up."

"I fell for her like a Black Tuesday banker."

"My faith in her is stronger than my fear for her."

"I wanted to be her when I grew up. But then one day I was older than my older sister, and older still today."

"Be a little good, be a little bad, be who you are."

"I like watching travelers. Trying to imagine the worlds they carry with them in their little head."

"Aliens are here. We're all Aliens. Earth started with bacteria on asteroids."

"Shouldn't I have some big life plan? Everyone else does!"

"Your mind is like a ravenous monkey, gobbling up every banana in it's path."

"I called you because you're a skeptic."

"If they ever make procrastination a crime, I'm done for."

"The man has no talent."

"Just make sure you're not sticking your neck out for someone who doesn't deserve your trust!"

"Stuff. I want stuff. New stuff that's just like this old stuff, but different."

"I wasn't sure if you were at a party or had gotten murdered! Either way it would've been nice to have been invited!"

"Sweet as the smell of fried chicken."

"The worst monsters are self made."

"Where's your youthful cynicism?"

"That's pretty philosophical for a guy wearing boots."

"I'm running away now. Please don't tell anyone which way I went."

"There's nothing like love to bring order to a scattered world."

"I can't believe I'm praying for a ransom note to show up."

"That girl doesn't deserve you."

"Everything's okay... Ow never mind, everything is a problem. Call the hospital."

"Ghosts are just what happen when guilty people let their imagination run wild."

"It was a mistake. I screwed up and I accept responsibility."

"I don't know why you feel the need to stick your big, fat nose where it doesn't belong."

"Do you dare mock the supernatural?"

"Dead languages aren't really my bag."

"I don't know if I'm going crazy, or I'm already there."

"I've always felt out of step with the world."

"Met officially? What with papers and a stamp?"

"The whale is getting impatient."

"I just wanted to tell you that I've always--!"

"Talking to him is like trying to converse with a giant turnip."

"You can't keep everyone safe. No matter how hard you try."

"A ghost doesn't need to be real to haunt you."

"Its... Good to see you two back together."

"You are more precious to me than 10,000 treasures put together."

Hey everyone. I live in GA and my city was hit BAD by the Hurricane Helene. It knocked two trees INTO our house and a few others onto it as well. We have holes through our roof/ceilings in multiple rooms and no power. But everyone is okay. All the cats are okay. I’m okay. Or as okay as you can be when something like this happens.

So I won’t really be around for a while because I am dealing with no power, a loss of most of my house, and several other things. I have to go back to work on Monday which is so stupid.

Basically everything is VERY slow going. We had someone take the trees off the house on Saturday, we got tarped up yesterday, and our adjuster from insurance won’t be here until the 16th currently so we can’t do anything until then :/

I’ll try and update you all when possible but currently I am sitting in my grocery store’s cafe area typing this.

Love and miss you all!

Hey everyone. I live in GA and my city was hit BAD by the Hurricane Helene. It knocked two trees INTO our house and a few others onto it as well. We have holes through our roof/ceilings in multiple rooms and no power. But everyone is okay. All the cats are okay. I’m okay. Or as okay as you can be when something like this happens.

So I won’t really be around for a while because I am dealing with no power, a loss of most of my house, and several other things. I have to go back to work on Monday which is so stupid.

Basically everything is VERY slow going. We had someone take the trees off the house on Saturday, we got tarped up yesterday, and our adjuster from insurance won’t be here until the 16th currently so we can’t do anything until then :/

I’ll try and update you all when possible but currently I am sitting in my grocery store’s cafe area typing this.

Love and miss you all!

Some of my family was in a car accident, I had another seizure, and work is crazy so I’m going to be offline for a bit. Not sure exactly when I’ll have brain capacity to reply to things. I want to but I am so burned out right now.

you look so nice, but underneath it all, you're just a shit.

it's just exciting to know people are talking about me.

i don't want to be in there with some wet guy.

oh, i'm gonna push this bitch.

are you a child of divorce?

to this day, i don't know what vibe i give off.

i know it's annoying, but it's all i've got so... just let me have it.

i've never done that.

i'm actually quite good with a sword.

this is one of the most exhausting things i've ever done.

why didn't i just draw a cock and balls?

i don't know why i said that, 'cause i don't really regret it.

you're easy to look at than i am.

oh, you're here. what a thrill.

you absolute anus!

you've got a friend?

would it be mischievous to say things that i'm not supposed to say?

can i just say, i love weapons.

you made me say every country in europe.

do you have a license?

if i do nothing else in this life, that was worth it.

[name], the heat is on.

what sort of cool things do you want?

stick that in your pipe.

i knew what had happened, and even i was swept along by the narrative.

it was avant-garde. it was french cinema.

good luck with your career.

bit late for a banana.

it was very, very cold that day and i wanted to get it over with.

is that your starting position?

i knew it was something boring.

don't have to tell me twice.

it is the least sexy thing that anyone's ever said to anyone.

i don't like going upside down.

what have i done? oh dear. what have i done?

it's nice, it's harmless, it's warm.

this thing is disgusting.

that's useless. that's worse than useless.

i also agree with them. you are sick.

your pie technique was dreadful.

i really like it when you're disappointed in us.

oh, is there a fire? how awful.

nothing going through my head is family friendly. not one idea.

lovely legs, sir!

you got a problem?

that was heterosexual male banter.

are you a superstitious person?

it's too late for that.

do i just choose a name?

i can drive people crazy.

that is a true story, and i feel a bit sick.

i bought it to annoy my husband 'cause i thought he'd hate it.

i'm well-presented, very smart, and available for no-strings fun round the back of the barracks.

what room am i in?

what's your favorite number?

why is there smoke?

running a business is bullshit.

when i think exercise, i think exorcism.

we're not allowed to work with nature?

we were at a wedding together once, and i made you eat a whole pat of butter.

obviously you want to put it on a penis.

are you joking me?

is this something that would excite a heterosexual?

you're going to get a lot of letters.

i'm gonna go for plan b and just throw some things.

is this your stage persona, or is this what you're like?

i don't know what you mean.

you can hide in there waiting for your victims.

i'm sorry, i nearly killed you.

is it appropriate to call him "sir?"

i just really like the idea of stuffing a massive stick up a mannequin's arse and rotating it like a rotisserie chicken.

i was made for this.

i was told by an ex that i have the hands of a midwife.

is that a compulsive disorder of some kind?

canon characters have the luxury of appearing "more fleshed out" / "self-explanatory" simply because we've witnessed them interact with other characters on screen. oc's don't get to have that when they are first created.

oc's start from scratch. and they can only build themselves based on the way they relate to others. it's literally how humans work.

so, you want to know more about oc's? engage. how? lemme give you some tips based on practices i've applied myself (feel free to reblog and add more):

read their headcanons: most oc's will provide important info there

ask the writer about their headcanons: found a headcanon intriguing? ask for details (e.g. if they mention they have a special item in them at all times, ask what it looks like, what for, its significance). this helps motivate writers to uncover new information about their own character.

ask the character about their headcanons: let the muse explain themselves and see how they behave about something personal, for example.

read their stats: pets? scars? tattoos? anything visible that can be commented on? point it out to the muse and comment on it.

send memes/questions: your best chance is when you see them reblog them so you don't have to come up with anything yourself.

relate them to your muse: does your muse like rock music? ask the character or the writer if they like rock music too.