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but it's temari being 'mean' to shikamaru while he stares at her with a goofy smile. and both vehemently denying feelings for each other when confronted. (nobody believes them.)

but make it like 'the office' where the people in their lives have 'interviews' and stare at the camera like 'are you seeing this shit?'

shikamaru still feels his pulse race when he sees her walking down the stairs. it feels like the first time, where he's speechless and praying this goes somewhat according to plan (it didn't).

shikamaru and this (erotic?) blonde dancer (sandstorm) have a surprisingly fast and electric connection.

it's only coincidence they have the same rule about touching, right?

shikamaru knows temari is hard-headed, proud, and stubborn. they're one of the many reasons he fell in love and married her. he wouldn't change it for anything in the world.

but-

and he's like:

i've seen you on the battle field, covered in mud, sweat, blood and tears and thought you looked pretty.

how could i not find you even more beautiful and sexy when your body protected and grew our son until he was perfect?