a muse in her castle

men who notice you’re overwhelmed and just quietly take over without making you feel stupid…

Where’s my feral knight to chase me around and catch me????

they need to invent knights who fear nothing except losing me ♡

now they need to invent knights who ache to defile me every night ♡

loyal knight i have a quest for you. you must capture the two intruders (bugs) and escort them to the premises (take them outside)

so many mental health issues these days are due to the fact that we no longer put the gargoyles on buildings that used to scare away the evil spirits that cause mental illness

No one appreciates me as the court wizard. My spells protect knights in field, aid the jester in theatrics, and give the King uncanny foresight in his ruling. But you TEMPORARILY turn ONE princess into frog AS A JOKE!! and suddenly you’re a wicked mage working against the realm

My cursed amulet actually doesn’t affect me because I’m pure of heart. It told me so.