Half-dragon, half-afraid

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some of you need to re-learn the word "selfish" and stop calling everyone a fucking narcissist

Hey, no homo, but I am sitting on the broken swing set out back in the perfect, quiet, 2:00am blackness and picturing the softness of your voice and the darkness of your eyes with such perfect and terrible clarity that it feels like I'm choking on my own heartbeat.

Now I'm eating croutons straight out of the bag.

Still no homo ?

I'm gonna level with you, friend: I am eating these croutons gay style.

i love poison omelette

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got some kick to it i tell you what

they should make weight loss ads illegal and I’m not kidding

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the fact that non americans think they even have the right to pontificate on what is or isnt a burger is crazy . WE decide the burgers. if you want to convene a council on what can/can't be considered smack barm pey wet then by all means go ahead and i'll sit my american ass down and listen

is the free hanseatic city of hamburg a joke to you?

Honestly it is