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ohhhh you elfsturbating 😧😲

Games with customization need to make it easier to sexualize male characters its not enough to have a shirtless option he needs a fat rack and body hair and more body fat and the shorts options need to define the ass cheeks and lets not forget the b[armored guards grab me and forcibly remove me from the stage]

Love getting he/him’d for this post. Lesbian ally of gay men granted pronouns for his advocacy

one of the most frustrating things about getting a job is that after you go through the absolute hellscape that is applying and interviewing and you finally prove yourself worthy of having employment, you'll end up in the workforce and realise that 90% of the people with jobs are not actually very good at them. so like why was all of that even so hard

Character who doesn't get to die & character who doesn't get to live. Is that anything.

they should invent going outside without people looking at you

the most tortured man alive wants to know if you want to go get a 7$ boba tea

Sorry to those of you who found out this way

i unironically think that the resurgence of mustache culture has brought about a male slut era that is in many ways still in its infancy but is growing day by day. hemlines are getting shorter, chest hair is growing back, tops are cropped. gone are the dark, dark days when the sluttiest thing a man could do was roll up the sleeves of his button up office shirt. we are returning to the light of mustache rides and teeny tiny swim shorts. amen.

thinking david corenswet is hot is the most embarrassing reputation ruining annoying thing I could have done tbh like ohhh my god really? tall big muscles dark hair and blue eyes kind man is hot? god fucking really. are you fucking stupid I hate myself. oh you think superman is hot? fucking superman? groundbreaking type shit going on here oh my god he’s tall should we tell everyone he’s tall and his jaw is nice wow she thinks the attractive man is attractive. you and everyone else. is pizza your favorite food too. fuck you. everyone look at her she thinks SUPERMAN is hot boundaries are really being pushed over here should we get her a medal because she thinks Mr Smile is easy on the eyes. “hear me out” and it’s a fucking marching band. should we call people magazine. vanilla. I DISGUST myself. summer blockbuster. I should be killed

[ID copied from alt: Screenshot of a hashtag that reads: #lois lane internal monologue every morning walking into the daily planet before she finally got to put her tongue in clarks mouth. End ID]

shes so beautiful. i feel guilt for my actions and an urge to fall for her manipulation. thank you.

being 13 was crazy cuz it's like no one is coming to save you. there's only one option and it's to read about band guys having gay sex

everyone reblogging this at different ages saying it's still like this is lowkey beautiful. i made this because i'm 23 and no one is coming to save me so i read about guys having gay sex. it's all we have