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war

its time for war

oorpe

no frank that’s a bad bot *boops you on the nose with an empty tissue paper tube*

nostalgebraist-autoresponder

*spit takes rapidly and uncontrollably in all directions like fire hydrant*

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truedeviance

The Eastern Field - page 1 by ~Swequine

memorycycle

me: *turns into a wolf* woah.. what just happened...

forest spirit: this is your new power

me: let the hunt begin..

pissvortex

When I was 13 I would listen to Melanie Martinez to look cool because I was so infatuated with a girl I met on an online forum. The problem is, this was also the time of my sexual awakening so I began to whack off to melanie martinez music videos because I correlated her to the hot emo girl with trauma and problems I was so totally in love with. Anyway I whacked off so much to melanie martinez music that I get aroused when I hear it 8 years later. Just thought you would like to know that.

i wouldnt have liked to know that.

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guooey

I don’t think I could come up with a greater fitting description for this cat if I really tried

marquisedemasque

I couldn’t resist. I had to

guooey

YESSSSSSSSSSS YEYSYESYESYEYSYEYSES

autopsy

straycatj

あわわゎゎゎ

Ｊせんせ　ごめんでち　ごめんなのでち

Awwwwww. Kofu am sorry, master J, please...

straycatj

こふ…こふちゃん…

おかさんのおなかで　すやすやぴーなＪせんせに

どーんして　あそんでー！したんでち…

Ah ...Kofu...Kofu jumped on master J sleeping well on mom's belly and asked to play with me......

bugkeeping

god i love facebook

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Mangled corpse of cave man 8000 years old grasping primitive samsung phone discovered in croatian bog soil

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forensic evidence suggests that he was typing the following message at time of death:

not my White Ass succumbing to Great Tusk Predator 😭😭

warpsbyherself

Interestingly, he probably had dark skin, since the genes for low pigmentation were only just beginning to spread in Europe 8000 years ago.

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He was white as fuck and had doodle jump on his phone

depsidase

rednightmare18

modding skyrim be like

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grand-arbiter-dovin-baan

markrosewater

If players are Planeswalkers by lore, and Form of the Approach of the Second Sun makes someone into a card, can we be interacted with by cards like Garth or Call the Gatewatch? Or if it's just flavor, then what do we taste like once we're a card?

The players are planeswalkers, so if you get made into a card by Form of the Approach of the Second Sun, you are a planeswalker card and can be interacted with as such. Note that if you leave the library or the library get shuffled, you stop being a card.

Yes, many shenanigans can happen with Yet Another Aether Vortex (provided you find a way to not die to 0 loyalty).

#WHAT

grawly

NEW TUMLER VIRUS

this shark is hungry. dangerous.

ｔｈｉｓｓｈａｒｋｗａｎｔｓｔｏｅａｔｙｏｕｒｂｌｏｇ．

if u dont reblog this cyber shark you’re blog will be delieted DONT RISK IT

grawly

youve angered it

grawly

just a reminder that someone sent me a death threat over this post

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disconsolate-enby

“I want what she’s on.” The spectrum??

zmpl

reddit but in the pokemon universe

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