*alma de gitana*

Aries: 7/10

Tauro: si agotas su paciencia, es peor que Escorpio (9/10)

Géminis: respira y es sarcástico (9.2/10)

Cáncer: 3/10

Leo: 4/10

Virgo: su oportunidad perfecta para humillar tu imperfección

Libra: 4.6/10

Escorpio: *el dios del sarcasmo* (10000000000000000000000000000000/10)

Sagitario: 1/10

Capricornio: él creo el sarcasmo (infinito)

Acuario: es su lengua (9.5/10)

Piscis: 2/10

Eraser: brb dropping all of my responsibilities until i learn this rap 

Castle on a Hill: this is the type of song that if you listen it to while walking, you end up going like 10x your normal pace 

Dive: this song will be sung to every cheesecake i eat (also like idk about you but the beginning kinda sounds like dangerous woman??)

Shape of You: like idk why but all I can think of during this song is somebody bouncing a basketball?? 

Perfect: wedding dance song for 2k17 and beyond

Galway Girl: Irish dance party 

Happier: no i’m not crying. I just have something stuck my eyes. yes, yes, both of my eyes

New Man: okay but literally every line in this song could be put on a t-shirt

Hearts Don’t Break Around Here: in which every person listening to this imagines ed singing this to them 

What Do I Know?: what do I know? i know that my boi ed is amazing (also: in which a song can age me back 10 years)

How Would You Feel (Paean): pure cinnamon roll in lyrical form #bless 

Supermarket Flowers: shit i will never be able to buy flowers from walmart ever again without crying 

Barcelona: I never would have thought that I would be attracted to a ginger british guy singing in spanish, but here we are. i can now die in peace. 

Bibia Be Ye Ye: *frantically head bobs* *bangs an invisible drum* *astral projects my body into heaven*

Nancy Mulligan: Irish dance party, pt. II (also super cute)

-Hace un tiempo que no te escribo

pero no te preocupes, solo estaba un poco triste.

Perdón por la sangre en el papel, no me siento muy bien.

El doctor me dijo que tome medicinas, pero dudo que ayuden.

Me siguen preguntando acerca de cuando falleciste,

y duele recordarlo.

Todavía te amo, sabes?

Te extraño más que a nada.

Es difícil terminar, porque hay sangre por todos lados.

:cccc