I Have A Lot Of ACNH Screenshots

So this build is called "Woman pleasing machine"

It's not a man's idea of a woman-pleasing machine (sex-bot)

Rather, it's a woman's (me) idea of a woman-pleasing machine (some fucking help around the home)

Meet Julia and her PleaseBot 4000

She gets to enjoy a robotically manicured garden

He knows just how she likes it

And yeah he can also fuck

He comes with the hat and dress

Doesn't need to be reminded or begged to

He'll never ask for chore chart or wheel or treats

Chore bot can fuck.

Vibrator can't do chores.

Hell ya camo frog got drafted!

Ya that's what happens when republicans get in office. They don't know how to make money without killing and stealing and destabilizing! They're horrible w money and are desperately trying to make up for it!

Cut them some slack, sillies geese

Make no mistake,

Dems love their war too!

Remember?? War = Loot— iiiiii mean money! I mean prosperity. I mean, stopping socialist movements! I mean Israel will like me back hopefully. I mean uuhhhh please just vote for me!

They're sooo much better at justifying it :))

More pics coming later!

Dispensary build!

Ripped the name directly from a local head shop.

Ripped the inspo from the dispensaries i went to in Vegas.

Like a Henderson + Paradise shop, really.

So i went suburbooo w the exterior

Night time is better

P pleased w the waiting room

It feels p real 2 me

Sup

Kinda hard to see

Should we get edibles or bud???

Not a vape lounge!

That would be lame as fuck.

Welcome to the Hookah Lounge.

The cool as fuck way to smoke and hang out.

Puff puff -take a bite of curry- puff puff

Strong as fuck ice drinkies idfk

Music

Ok idk how to remove duplicate pic on mobile

Hell yes

Exterior

Employee at the weed store kissed me with tongue

This build is relatively soft-terror.

It's a terrarium.

Reptile's gotta eat!

So it's only really terrifying for the live mouse!

Pretty cool for everyone else tho!

I've made some killing and dying and torturing builds in my time away from posting.

Guess why!

Anyway, here's "Pusytortur"

Pronounced like "Pussy Torture"

Puck dresses up like a sweet little pussy...

To lure little girls to his island.

Where he tortures them!

And skins them.

And disembowels them & plays with their entrails.

He can't help it!

Too bad!

Guess we'll never stop him or pursue justice for the victims or their families.

Scream till u cream!!!!

Inspired by a doc i saw on youtube lol

<3

"Green Room"

Omg it started!

🤩

I've been watching a lot of America's Test Kitchen streaming and needed to play with my acnh dolls about it.

Sign-In

Mizz Teacher

Left/Right

:)

This build isn't referencing anywhere in particular.

But you should go to Great Basin if you're dark sky curious.

I got to see The Perseids, Saturn, and just generally the most stars I've ever seen at a viewing event in 2018.

Don't forget your dark vision preserving red lights!

Or snacks!