where am i

I’m a hater for the love of the game, not to make valid points

The thought: “I’m not objectum, but…” has occurred a peculiar amount of times in this last while. Surely it means nothing

Doing platonic freak shit was so cool, I wish I could do that stuff more

Bitches will say “what is this?” in the middle of a trailer. Just wait 2 minutes, they will literally tell you

The 3 tumblr drafts of the apocalypse (increasingly unhinged horny posts)

why is there cereal in the freezer

I’m losing my mind over the freezer album like a teenager 29 years ago looses her mind over a boy band

Having tumblr while high causes me to consider making an UNWISE amount of horny posts in one night

Gaburgably time!!!!!!!

I really need a pretty woman to spit in my drink in front of me

Ah yes, the consequences to my actions (forgetting to see my doctor before leaving for vacation)

I wanna start making a post everyday, or I’m gonna forget I have a tumblr account.