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I’m reading on old superstitions and: “Do not go out collecting nuts on Sept 14th, holy Rood Day, as the devil will be out nutting too!” September 14th: the day the Devil nuts

HAPPY DEVIL NUT DAY

a body count not as in homicide nor as in sexuality but as in the trail of people from my childhood and adolescence i should’ve been a better friend to and taken better care of but i was too busy being caught up in my own heartache to recognize their own and therefore our relationship tapered off in an extremely unsatisfying way that continuously manifests itself as a thrumming sense of grief in my chest. anyway which restaurant chains have the best free pre-meal bread?

people will see the word “anime” then just completely abandon all critical thinking skills and say the stupidest shit imaginable 

fellow millennials, the fact that kids today don’t know about caramelldansen is a failure on our part. Much how our parents failed us, we have failed this generation by not passing on the ancient traditions. The only solution is for everyone to start making caramelldansen videos again. Dust off your windows movie maker and start churning out chibis of this season’s hottest anime characters, lads. We’ve got work to do.