BOOTS IS BLACK

RIDING HORSE

*2 weeks after*

Phil: *posts a coming out video*

Us:

Waffle House is one of the few chains in America that’s open 24/7/365, and where you can get both breakfast and lunch/dinner options at any time (I have had so many Breakfast Cheeseburgers at Waffle Houses). The food is really good, and people eat there at all times of the day or night, but it’s particularly popular as a late-night post-drinking spot because it’s all that’s open and it’s the kind of food that tastes especially good when you’re hammered.

Part of Waffle House Protocol is that all the servers and cooks greet every single customer as they come through the door. It sounds lame, but I’ve never been to a Waffle House where that greeting didn’t feel completely heartfelt. My mom is a health nut who could barely find anything on the menu she was willing to eat and yet she describes the Christmas Day lunch we had there one year as one of the nicest meals she’s ever had because everyone was so warm and welcoming. That sense of camaraderie gets turned up to 11, of course, at 2 a.m. when everyone’s shitfaced.

The jukeboxes have Waffle-House-themed songs on them (once you have heard “Raisins in my Toast” you will be earwormed forever) and there is an arcane system of hash brown ordering: scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, diced, peppered, and/or capped. The hot sauce bottles say “Casa de Waffle.” 

Once, in Oxford (UK), my husband and I walked past a kebab van very late one night and he said “why do I smell Waffle House”

The location of most Waffle Houses means there’s some… classism that tends to get tied up with Anti-Waffle House Discourse, which is probably lending itself, in part, to this being such a fraught topic. (I’m looking at a map and apparently I was born and raised right in the middle of the Peak Waffle House Density Zone)

The pen stand that most Wacom products come with?

The spare nibs are on the back of the removable panel where you can change the pen loop colour. 

Also there’s a little hole in that compartment that looks like this

You see the little eject symbol? This guy is how you remove your worn down nibs.

Press the pen nib in on an angle like this and lift up.

Oh my god

Another guide for people venturing out into the amazing world of lesbian music! 

70s

A woman’s love by Alix Dobkin

Back in the closet again by Lavender Country

Fantasy girl by Alix Dobkin

Living with lesbians by Alix Dobkin

Sweet woman by Cris Williamson

Talking lesbian by Alix Dobkin

The lesbian power authority by Alix Dobkin

To a woman by Lavender Country

View from gay head by Alix Dobkin

80s

Crimson and Clover by Joan Jett

I spent my last 10.00 by Two Nice Girls

Madmoiselle by Lucie Blue Tremblay

Maria by Teresa Trull

More women by Saada Bonaire

Pretty boys and pretty girls by Book of Love

Rosalie by Teresa Trull

Sweet jane by Two Nice Girls

Valerie by Quarterflash

90s

½ naked by bitch and Animal

32 lines by Sophie B hawkins

Best cock on the block by Bitch and Animal

Buy her candy by Sleater-Kinney

Drag king bar by Bitch and Animal

Feminist housewives by Bitch and Animal

Moment of glory by disappear fear

Only straight girls wear dresses by CWA

she’s my baby by Mazzy Star

she says by Ani Difranco

The queer song by Two Nice Girls

Two little girls by Ani Difranco

Damn I wish I was your lover by Sophie B Hawkins

I kissed a girl by Jill Sobule

If it isn’t her by Ani Difranco

If you should try to kiss her by dressy Bessy

P.U.N.K girl by Heavenly 

Acoustic

Always this way by Laura Marling

Cardigan sweater by Jasmine Thompson

Closet femme by Kate Reid

Eden with my eve by Jen Cloher

Dark chocolate by Jamie Anderson

Dressed in black by Gossip

Elise by The Greeting Committee 

Homo song by Mara Levi

Netflix by be steadwell

Not worth hiding by Alex the Astronaut

On the road to BC by Grace Petrie

She’s not you by Grace Petrie

Sunshine by Grace Petrie

Valentines day by Mal Blum

Alt pop

Cloud 69 by Lowell

Dreamboat by Mirah

Flaming hot cheetos by Clairo

Gay sex by be steadwell

Girl by Sobs

Hot like the room by My Body

Kool girl by Seasalt

LGBT by Lowell

Life time warranty by cyberbully Mom Club

My baby loves me by Cyberbully Mom Club

Pretty girls by Sequin Sally

Room by Palehound

Sappho by Frankie Cosmos

Sweet girl by Nicole Dollanganger

Survival by Adult Mom

The modern art museum of the modern kiss goodbye by Lovers

Think about girls sometimes by Amber-Simone

Country

Caroline by Girlyman

Come what may by Daisy O’Connor

Follow your arrow by Kacey Musgraves

Girl crush by Little Big Town

Like me by Chely Wright

Venus by Anaïs Mitchell

Covers

Blue velvet by Lana del Rey

Candy girl by Riverdale Cast

Can’t feel my face by Kina Grannis

Hold on we’re going home by Pia Mia

Jessie’s girl by Mary Lambert

my kind of woman by Poppy

Self control by Lauren Sanderson

She’s a lady by lion babe

Take me to church by Grace Gaustad

Talia by girl in red

Valerie by Amy Winehouse

Early 00s pop

Beautiful girl by Sophie B Hawkins

Eve’s mouth by Alix Olson

Honey jar by Doria Roberts

I tell myself everything by the Blow

Like girls by the Blow

Marry me  by Tender Forever

she by Jen Foster

There’s a girl by The Ditty Bops

Electropop

Bestie by Sizzy Rocket

Boys aside by Sofya Wang

Flowers for Anna by Ames

Girl i met on the internet by GIRLI

Girls by De La Montagne

Green line killer by See

IILWMBF by Sälen

Money to burn by Ladyhawke

My boots by Lights

Only a girl by Gia

Pynk by Janelle Monae

Folk

Beautiful girl by Sophie B Hawkins

Black eyed girl by Bitch and Animal

Caroline by Girlyman

Drag king bar by Bitch and Animal

Dressed in black by Gossip

Grace by Jamie Anderson

Greatness by Jen Foster

Hey Rose by Girlyman

I can be a lesbian by Judy Small

If it isn’t her by Ani Difranco

In or out by Ani Difranco

Young james dean by Girlyman

French

Ce soir je veux une fille by ELITA Univers

Deux anglaises by Clarika

Deux ils, deux elles by Lara Fabian

Elle by Shy’m

Elle a dit by Mylene farmer

Elle a un truc by Virgule

Elle este belle la vie by Virgule

Entre elle et moi by Catherine Lara

j’ai recontre Marie by Lynda Lemay

Le plus beau de quartier by Carla Bruni

Les femmes by Yelle

Une femme avec une femme by Mecano

Hard rock

Blue collar sex kitten by Lauren Ruth Ward  

Butch in the streets by Tribe 8

Carrie (i want a girl) by Moaning Lisa

Checking out your babe by Tribe 8

Femme bitch top by Tribe 8

Goth girls are easy by Lesbian Bed Death

Me & her by Heavens to Betsy

Queer for you by The degenerettes

Rebel girl by Bikini Kill

Rockerchick by Lipstick Homicide

She’s a gun by The Greeting Committee

Steal yr gf by God is my Copilot

So-called str8 grrrl by Gina Young

Vaccines made me gay by GRLwood

Hiphop

Dripcity by IAMDDB

Get right by Kodie Shane

I’m still at the bar by Tiara Thomas

Kissing pink by Kodie Shane

Lick it by God-des and She

Normal by Kodie Shane

Ooo by IAMDDB

Retro 1’s by Tiara Thomas

Runway by Kodie Shane

Shade by IAMDDB

Sing to her by Kodie Shane

Summertime by Kreayshawn

Tease by Tyra B

Twins by Kodie Shane

Watercolor roses by Ness Nite

Independent

0108 by Nakala

Blinders by Phem

Boys/girls by Torrey Mercer

Dear future wife by a quaint sound

Dear Sappho by Circa. 

Dyke bars never last by Sapphic Lasers

Elderly lesbians by Sara Renberg

girls by girl in red

i wanna be your girlfriend by girl in red

Mango by Nakala 

OTT by Nakala

Radiant warmth by Miki Ratsula

Red by Miki Ratsula

She interlude by Nakala

The only gay person by Sara Renberg

Vixen by Destroy Boys

Italian

Ci vediamo a casa by Dulcenera

Due donne by Paola Turci

Eva Eva by Subsonica

Io e Maria by Paola Turci

La differenza by Mariella Nava

La strada per la felicita by Bianca Atzei

Lei by Gianna Nannini

lei e lei by Pooh

Pensieri timidi by Jessica Morlacchi

Resta Come Sei by Dulcenera

Jazz

Are you gonna be my girl by Addie Hamilton

Edie windsor by Zoë Lewis

Hey there Delilah by Scott Bradlee’s postmodern jukebox

I don’t do boys by Elektra

It wasn’t me by Scott Bradlee’s postmodern jukebox

Lipstick by Track IX

Poison by Shoshana Bean

Prove it on me blues by Ma Rainey

Pop ballads

damn I wish i was your lover by sophie B. hawkins

Elizabeth by zoe Lewis

Explosion by Zolita

Girlfriend by Kitty

Katie by Von Grey

she by Jen Foster

She keeps me warm by Mary Lambert

she’s not him by Miley Cyrus

Strangers by Halsey

sweet woman by Cris Williamson

Talia by King Princess

Taking off all my clothes by Heidi Marie Vestreheim

Portugese

A forca da mulher sapatona by GA31

Androgena by GA31

Coisas de menina by Luen

Estereo by Preta Gil

Eu comi a madonna by Ana Carolina

Homens e mulheres by Ana Carolina

Lesbica futuristica by GA31

Totalmente lesbica by GA31

Vestido estampado by Ana Carolina

Videogames eroticos by GA31

Pure pop

1950 by King Princess

Bad at love by Halsey

B.I.G by Caitlyn Scarlett

Bitches by Tove Lo

Blow my mind by Frankie Simone 

Boyfriend by Tegan and Sara

BWU by Tegan and Sara

Cherry by Rina Sawayama

Curious by Hayley Kiyoko

Daisy by Zedd

Girls by Beatrice Eli

Girls by rita Ora

Girls like girls by Hayley Kiyoko

HNLY by Hayley Kiyoko

I kissed a girl by Katy Perry

I want her by Blind Fury

Know your name by Mary Lambert

Like heaven by Zolita

New you by Zolita

Now I’m all messed up by Tegan and Sara

Only a girl by Gia

Playinwitme by Kyle ft Kehlani

Sleepover by Hayley Kiyoko

Smoke weed eat pussy by Angie

Queer by Frankie Simone

Pop rock

All the things she said by t.A.T.u

I wanna bf with a car by Kate Nash

Intergalactic lesbian love songs by Atomic Swindlers

Juliet of the spirits by the B-52′s

Katie by Underline the Sky

Lesbian vampyres from outer space by scary bitches

Melody Dean by Amanda Palmer

No kings by The Total Bettys

Play the field by Partner

Sister by Kate Nash

The ellen page by Partner

Rap

212 by Azealia Banks

Becoming myself by Domo Wilson

Bets by Chynna

Bonnie by Young M.A

Box by Siya

Dreaming outro by Siya

Good girl by Domo Wilson

got her own by Syd

Hot sauce by Young M.A

I wanna be me by Domo Wilson

JOOTD by Young M.A

Just sayin/I tried by The Internet

Lowkey by Dev

New girl by be steadwell

No go by Temper

Normal by Kodie Shane

White lilies/white lies by Angel Haze

R&B

Body by Syd

Conversations by Lauren Sanderson

Dive by Tiffany Gouche

Her by eery

Honey by Kehlani

Kiss my girlfriend by Etta Bond

OTT by Nakala

Red rum melody by Tiffany Gouche

She interlude by Nakala

Sides by Nakala

Travel behavior by Tiffany Gouche

Where do you go by Charlotte Day Wilson

Soft Rock

Boyfriend by Marika Hackman

Elderly lesbians by Sara Renberg

Ex party by Sara Renberg

My gf the tv by Gina Young

No kings by The Total Bettys

The only gay person by Sara Renberg

Spanish

Amor entre mujeres by Dalila

Dry martini by Luna Blu

Las bragas by Veronica Orozco

Linda rosa by Maria Gadu

Mujer contra mujer by Mecano

Sol, noche Y luna by Chenoa

Theatrical

An old fashioned love story by Alix Korey

Boinked the bride by Ember Swift

Changing my major by Emily Skeggs

She used to be mine by Sara Bareilles