Hysterreich Von Hasse

phrux gave me 3 great prompts to choose from, so i picked meenah and vriska having rough secks beacause holy moly what a gr8 ship amirite

again i got carried away and made this not so sketchy uuuhh… （ ；´Д`）

comissions, comissions

By request of the discord! Here’s the smut thesaurus I’ve been building to help me write. It’s even longer now because I included some extra words from The Ultimate Guide to Writing Smut Fic by  QuinnAnderson on AO3. 

How many words are there for “penis” and “thrust” (that aren’t completely cringey)? Here are all the ones I’ve gathered so far 😂

It’s going under the read-more cut because it’s over 1,000 words in bullet-point form so it is loooong. 

EDIT: Here are some additional pointers!

With Smut Appreciation day cumming up fast (see what I did there, I’m hilarious) I thought maybe a few of us could benefit from this:

Penis

arousal, cock, shaft, dick, length, arousal, hard-on, hardness, erection, phallus, manhood, male part, prick, member

still has his pants on: ridge/hard ridge, bulge

Semen

seed, cum, vitality

Vagina

pussy, core, sheath, cleft, slit, quim (historical), cunny (historical), cunt, sex, well, between her legs, between her thighs, heat, wetness (also usually preceded by an adjective), into her/into her body

Labia

folds, petals, female flesh, private flesh, secret flesh, lips/nether lips

Clitoris

clit, bud, bundle of nerves, knot / knot of pleasure, center of pleasure, berry, pearl, jewel, button, most sensitive place

Vaginal Lubrication

juices, cream, honey, dew, nectar, elixir, arousal. (Please don’t write moisture)

Breasts

mounds, globes, tits (the space between: cleavage, valley, slope)

Nipple

peak, tip, bud, point, bead, nub

Butt

ass, backside, derriere, rear, bum, buttocks, cheeks, globes, butt

Please add more if the website or myself has missed anything!

Sourced from: http://www.bryndonovan.com/2015/04/22/synonyms-for-parts-of-the-body/

Tagging to spread the word (and not the legs):